Of late I have become very much aware of the quantity of alcohol I drink and more importantly the fact that when I’m drunk I am a complete and utter turd.
My father for many years has said that I binge drink and I have justified my way out of agreeing, but the need for justification should have been a give away. I do drink really quickly (it’s a Lewis thing), I only drink things which I like the taste of (apart from that goddamn lemonade in The Well)
Lets get this straight to begin with, I am not an alcoholic, I can go for months with out drinking, but when I go out I seem to forget that alcohol makes me say and do stupid stupid stupid things.
It has been kinda ok in the past years because the people I get ratted with have known me for ages and realise I’m fairly normal usually when sober.
However I’m going to have to make feck loads of new friendships this next year, as all of my closest people at Warwick are moving on (gonna miss you guys, you are feckin’ extremely forgiving). So to the people who I am just meeting ……….
“Hello, I’m usually nice enough, don’t judge me on my drunken antics!”
But saying this surely won’t be good enough to change me, I am by my own admission an all or nothing kind of person when it comes to food and drink. So I have a cunning plan!!!!
To avoid mass memory loss, insulting people, relaying stories which I really just shouldn’t, and generally being a losser, I will hereby only drink up to £10 a night out!
Pre leaving house drinks equate to the pricelist below:
Glass of Wine = £1.50
G & T = £1
Doubles = £1.50
So, right you have now been told, make me stick to it!!! You never know, drink today, refresher lollies tomorrow!