All entries for May 2005

May 28, 2005

Coming on your Screen

Just brilliant!

Hit the button for moments of enjoyment

May 25, 2005

Welsh Army Person

This is what it has come to!

Other attachments currently available are:
– Flick knife (Soul Nation option)
– Digital camera
– Telecommunication appliance (usual faulty)
– Revision materials (Limited edition)
– Flip out ninja mode (drunken/angered issues only)
– MD player and headphones (selection of MDs availble)

By the 16th June I hope to be a fully equipped Welsh Army Person.

May 24, 2005


This is my new friend, nay life companion.

Unfortunately this year looks as if it will stop a Uni tradition right in its tracks, yes I am talking about my yearly 6 week faux fling of a relationship. Chances of it happening seem very slim now, mayhaps it's because I'm a loser on a resit without residence and therefore doesn't count as a Uni year, hmm we'll see next year I guess.

Maud is great, her emails warm my cold Welsh heart, and she will amuse me until I have the new Harry Potter (52 days)!

You too can have a new friend, here is where Maud gets her gratification, she chills at Windymore. So far she has come 10th as well as 4th, I’m quite happy with her and I’m sure she’d whoop everyone else who tries to beat her!!


Kudos to Mr Glass for finding me my new friend, my how lonely (not in a Akon, freakin' chipmunk way mind you) my existence was beforehand

May 21, 2005

Once Round The Clock

My poor J-Reg, we've gone round the clock, no wonder it keeps falling apart.

We've been to Glastonbury and back, London and back, Leicester and back, Monmouth and back, Leamington and back, Amroth and back, Newport and nearly not back.

Jug, I salute you, you will never be the Bucket, but you've been a good little car. Here's to the next one

May 18, 2005

Oops, and there was me feeling all left out

Writing about it's about films! from Tilting At Windmills

the last film i saw at the cinema… was Robots I believe, in Newport with Melly and fup loads of sugar, man I dig sugar!.

last film i watched otherwise… About A Boy, but not all of it as of it as Shall and I went to watch Snarf et al at The Well (on a side note, don’t drink their lemonade, it’s shit!!)

films i'm looking forward to seeing… Star Wars, League of Gentlemen (yummy Reece), Willy Wonka (yummy Johnny), Team America (yes you bastards I still haven’t been able to watch it and oh how you gits quote it at me). Then in a stick and twisted way Harry Potter Goblet of Fire, but really only so I can go “This is shit compared to the book” and sit about with knowledgeable Harry Potter fans and show how well we know the book and where the film went wrong, also Jarvis Cocker is in it!

total number of films i own… Since the bastards stole all my videos from Jack Martin in the first year my film collection has shrunk to about 20 (varying from The Lion King to King Lear)

five films that mean something to me… The Lion King, Rogue Trader (Mel and my drunk film, we’ve never seen it all, damned passing out) Bridget Jones’ Diary, Lonesome Dove, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

honourable mentions….Braindead (Peter Jackson before he sold his soul), Velvet Goldmine, Mean Girls (BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBS, Shall gets my meaning!)

passing the baton…to the man in my head oh yes and all the Cs Casper, Claire and Carly, and the most important T Tal

To the Body Snapper In the Grid

This is to the dude sitting opposite me in The Grid, hello my name is Milly, I'm the one in the Motion City Soundtrack top, yup that's me hi!

Is it possible for you to stop the whole clicking of various bones of your person, the way you snap your neck closely followed by the hitting yourself in the chest in particular is very distracting and to a certain level winding me up.

So dude, regulate on the bone snappage, enjoy your revision, stop the head waving (if you a sleepy go for a nap!)
Sorry if you deem this to be rude, but currently I am having problems verbalising things more complex than "gah revison gah"

Sorry if you have some muscle disorder which makes you do this, if so just tell me and I'll go find another place to revise

All out of the way on one swoop!

Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius

You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.

Star wars character you are most like: Yoda

Woo hoo, I'm a short slightly bitter person who can't words together string!

Your Birthdate: December 6

A birthday on the 6th of the month adds a tone of responsibility, helpfulness, and understanding to your natural inclinations.

Those born on the sixth are more apt to be open and honest with everyone, and more caring about family and friends, too.

This is a number associated with responsibility and caring – this birthday lends a degree of concern for others.

Check me out, I'm nice really

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future… one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted… though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Pish Posh, I don't have a heart! Spinsterhood is where I'm heading, yay the stink of cats and urine awaits me

Your #1 Match: ENFJ

The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much – and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations … where you shine.

You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

Your #2 Match: ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!

You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

Your #3 Match: INFJ

The Protector

You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision – no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.
You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.

You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

Your #4 Match: INFP

The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

Your #5 Match: ENTJ

The Executive

You are a natural leader – with confidence and strength that inspires others.
Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise.
Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow.
You are not easily intimidated – and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence.

You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant.

What's Your Personality Type?
My, I appear again to be a fairly normal and decent person, oh how these thingies lie, you all know I'm horrid, manipulative and generally a meany

Right, got that out of my system, now back to revision

May 07, 2005

My Name is Milly, and I am an addict…..

I am a slave to the sugar!

Today I've been mostly eating sugar sprinkles, all I ate yesterday was scrambled eggs and Refresher lollies, oh yes and the inner bit of creme eggs (I don't like chocolate you see).
I would have eaten the remaining lollies today, but in what I can only describe as a moment of subconscious self preservation, I wisely took them to Casper's last night to share the sugary goodness.

I know I am going to die either by flippin' out like ninja on a sugar fuelled high or in a steam of type II diabetes.

Moral to story : Revision is evil and makes me crave sugar!

Money Can't Buy You Looks

Ahhhh, I know it is petty, I know it doesn't change anything, but still isn't it nice to know that no matter how rich you are it doesn't make you any prettier.

Rich Girls Ally (right – is just ugly, and was a model for a bit, cough cough father cough splutter),and Jaime (left – looks like a 40 bitter moose), are the perfect evidence for this.
I think the fact that they are continually moaning doesn't help, but still, these girls have unlimited funds and still look crap.

Not sure why this is comforting, but it is!

May 06, 2005

Person Sensible Drinking

Of late I have become very much aware of the quantity of alcohol I drink and more importantly the fact that when I’m drunk I am a complete and utter turd.
My father for many years has said that I binge drink and I have justified my way out of agreeing, but the need for justification should have been a give away. I do drink really quickly (it’s a Lewis thing), I only drink things which I like the taste of (apart from that goddamn lemonade in The Well)

Lets get this straight to begin with, I am not an alcoholic, I can go for months with out drinking, but when I go out I seem to forget that alcohol makes me say and do stupid stupid stupid things.
It has been kinda ok in the past years because the people I get ratted with have known me for ages and realise I’m fairly normal usually when sober.
However I’m going to have to make feck loads of new friendships this next year, as all of my closest people at Warwick are moving on (gonna miss you guys, you are feckin’ extremely forgiving). So to the people who I am just meeting ……….
“Hello, I’m usually nice enough, don’t judge me on my drunken antics!”

But saying this surely won’t be good enough to change me, I am by my own admission an all or nothing kind of person when it comes to food and drink. So I have a cunning plan!!!!
To avoid mass memory loss, insulting people, relaying stories which I really just shouldn’t, and generally being a losser, I will hereby only drink up to £10 a night out!

Pre leaving house drinks equate to the pricelist below:
Glass of Wine = £1.50
G & T = £1
Doubles = £1.50

So, right you have now been told, make me stick to it!!! You never know, drink today, refresher lollies tomorrow!

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