All entries for March 2005

March 30, 2005

I shouldn't mess with corporations

Follow-up to It's amazing what you can get off the internet from Milly's just an shortened Millicent, which is a longer Emily

Help!!!

Since I removed the middle man, the middle men have since tried to remove me!

I need to be home and safe by Friday, anyone with details should contact my Dad

So keep an ear out for a silver Micra with a noisey boot!


March 29, 2005

It's amazing what you can get off the internet

A friend of mine (here on in known as Jim), pointed my mouse to this page.

All I can say is if you wish to buy the real Milly, all you need to do is ask. Lets cut out the middle man.

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March 24, 2005

Busted can Answer All Lifes Questions

Bandwagon, Jumped on, me

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Describe where you want to be:Where the Day Turns into Night
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March 17, 2005

Safety First

Now here is something that has bothered me for sometime and a problem I raised at school

Emergency Exit signs, the person to my left is quite blatantly fleeing at some pace, which is completely against the rules of evacuation.
If we are indeed meant to follow the signs along with the idea that levels of safety are increased when people are calm and operating in an orderly fashion, exit signs should resemble the person to my right.

The improve sign shows a person (possibly with back problems, so oldies can relate to the image) calmly opening a door. Obviously going at a steady speed would have allowed this sensible person to place their hand on the door (to check for heat, something the speedy person it not able to do).
Reducing the speed of the image would increase the amount of people being saved by other would be victims as they would all be in a more rational state, so not endangering our Emergency Service workers (thusly saving tax payers money on widows pensions etc)

Hopefully the introduction of this new sign will encourage further alterations to emergency exit signs, for example:
-signs showing where little people could escape
-signs showing where fat people can’t escape
-signs showing where people with vertigo shouldn’t go


March 07, 2005

Great Escape

It would appear that Mr Steve McQueen was only the second choice of director John Sturges. With the original screenplay being written for a overall more furry animal, namely Neville the Meerkat. As this early promotional material shows

Bet Nevillie was gutted when they pulled him out purely because he:
a) couldn't ride a motorcycle
b) couldn't talk
and
c) wasn't able to catch a ball for a love nor money

Not only was he discarded by this film, he was utterly blanked at castings for "Chicken Run" the re-make of the "Great Escape" due to him being – too real!

Bless him


March 01, 2005

Guess the Gash


My how beautiful and possibly the only way I will be allowed (or would ever want) to have a bleeding gash on my blog.

But who's gash is it? And how was it caused? Does it still hurt? Did they get compensation? Do you now hate me for putting this photo on-line?


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