All entries for Wednesday 04 May 2005
May 04, 2005
Ahh good old commuting, man it is ace. Today instead of using the trusty if abused Milly Mobile, I used public transport.
Yay day release, today my bus driver was quite insane, either that or he was doing some confidence building exercise for some equally stupid TV programme.
The guy continually talked, well to be more accurate, yelled questions and statements at us passengers. To be fair, I can imagine that the life of a bus driver is probably very dull, but this man has taken fun time consuming tasks a step too far.
My favourite moment was when he called out “Should I get closer?” in reference to the person on the moped in front of us, considering the fact that he was very nearly pushing the guy along anyway it was freakin’ scary.
I also wonder whether this man had been an earlier passenger, killed the driver and then spent the day driving back and forward between the RLS and Cov. As we didn’t go through Kenilworth where he could have left all the evidence of his crime.
Moan moan, we want compensation, moan moan. That's all people do nowadays, and it peeves me off!
So this lad a Corn Snake in his rip-off cereal, big freakin' deal, if you will buy your food stuff from cheapass shopping centres where the ingredients list is in every language other than English.
Just imagine how pissed off Tom was when he realised the new swanky D&G glasses case did not as he thought contain uber cool glasses but a snake.
But unlike the moaning Ms Willett he has embraced his new found friend and life partner, between them they will be touring the UK showing how to make the best of situations.
I'm not sure why they felt the urge to open the cereal afterwards, seems a little misleading to those who don't read the article, the snake wasn't in the cereal.