All entries for Monday 01 November 2004
November 01, 2004
So you don’t like someone but you’ve been guilt tripped into getting them a present for some over commercialised festival/ occasion.
Boy, do I have the solution for you, yes these sparkling vouchers. No longer do you need to take people to the cinema then for drinks, just pop these impersonal and friendship quantifying slips of paper in a card!
Just imagine how hurtful getting these vouchers would be, they say “Hey, you know you should get out more. But hey I sure as eggs don’t want to go with you”
I've been practicing for my life as a dreg on society this week, I’m hoping that this honest approach will shock the pound wielding public to part with their cash.
If this doesn’t go to plan, I shall of course claim to have Ebola or something equally fun like leprosy in an attempt to get create pity.
Alternatively I’ll continue on the job trail.
This is the way Busted should be, I'm sure many would agree!
Busted are a simple band (they are a band not a group as instruments are played, poorly but played all the same). There is no doubt in my mind that within the next couple of years Busted will be nothing but bargain bin filler.
That is not to say the band is without merit, oh no no no, as the picture portrays there is one redeeming feature…...James Bourne. Not only supremely sexy (I beg to differ with those who suggest a chimp similarity), witty (check out “Fake” and “Psycho Girl”, very funny), full of misplaced teenage angst, self deprecating (or could this be for the audiences benefit, hmm), odd (oddity is a great quality), but this one can sing!
Mr Bourne is also responsible for much of the McFly album, now I shall later comment on McFly, but all I can say is – please listen to several of the album tracks before you dismiss them, also it would be great if you could forget you ever heard “Five Colours in her Hair”