The Pressures of Student Life
Proof if any was needed that students are being put under too much pressure at University.
This young fellow came to the University of Warwick 4 years ago with a dream, a purpose, a foot more in body length.
There must be an end to all this silly amounts of force being exerted onto the shoulders of students, it must end now before we lose one of our own.
Or thinking about it, could the crazy lack of height have been brought about not by academic pressure but be due to all the media attention Hobbits and more recently Oompa Loompas were given, thusly causing people to go out and chop off their limbs?