The Worst Chav in the World Ever I

Trainee teacher, 6 string supermo and Bandsoc Ninja this man may be, but his lastest attempts in broading his appeal have sadly fallen short. As he was banished from sulking around the phoneboxes and random corners of Royal Leamington Spa.

: 14 Oct 2005 14:33 |  Tags: Bandsoc Chav |  Comments (11) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

The Pressures of Student Life

Proof if any was needed that students are being put under too much pressure at University.

This young fellow came to the University of Warwick 4 years ago with a dream, a purpose, a foot more in body length.

There must be an end to all this silly amounts of force being exerted onto the shoulders of students, it must end now before we lose one of our own.

Or thinking about it, could the crazy lack of height have been brought about not by academic pressure but be due to all the media attention Hobbits and more recently Oompa Loompas were given, thusly causing people to go out and chop off their limbs?

: 13 Oct 2005 08:34 |  Tags: Bandsoc |  Comments (5) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

The Dreaded Lurgie

Writing about All loved up and nowhere to go from Claire Blogden

People come in to our lives, get under our skin and then ruin our existence because they can't keep their freakin' flu germs to themselves (I'm pointing at you Shall)

I'm chocca blocked with illness at the moment and it is all her fault, I was happily ploughing through the Freshers in my lectures – avoiding too much contact as I knew they would be diseased. But I end up being polluted by my best friend – DAMN YOU!

But enough moaning, that never cured anyone. Thanks to Casper (who thanks Blue Lou) I have discovered the most amazing and tongue tingling yummy drug ever – even better than those green chalky tablets you used to be able to buy for ulcers.

Buy these, they are ace!

: 11 Oct 2005 12:23 |  Tags: Drugs Illness |  Comments (8) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

What the devil?

I've been giving this some thought for a fair whack of time, and considered typing about it before now but some gittish terrorist has managed to make the subject too sensitive for me to think I can properly get away with the comments I'm about to make.

Now before anyone decides that I'm being disrespectful to anyone please remember the whole blog ethos “Think it. Blog it”.

In times of old the devil or evil spirits were blamed for any nastiness that occurred, this ranged from ewes being unable to lamb to disease. With the main source of comfort coming from some level of worship and a belief/hope that whatever a person praised would sort it all out for them.

However since “The War on Terrorism” started the mystic devil of old has been replaced by human representatives, and thusly the way of solving these problems has also shifted to the hands of humans.

The question which rotates in my mind is does the form of the perceived evil determine the form of the entity capable of solving the problem. Is this a sign of society changing for a faith stronghold to a materialistic and independent one?

: 06 Oct 2005 10:15 |  Tags: Thoughts |  Comments (4) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Ahh product placement

Oh it's a lipstick, there was me thinking it was an after shot.

: 29 Sep 2005 01:32 |  Tags: Buggery In What |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Harry Potter and the Boffage

Porn anyone!

For goodness ever sake when will the stupid directors get in their heads that Ron and Hermione are going to get it on, not freakin' Harry and Hermione!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

: 24 Sep 2005 19:42 |  Tags: Potter |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Oi oi

Hello kids I'm back

I'm a social erm hmm scientist

: 12 Sep 2005 20:00 |  Comments (7) |  Close comments |  Report a problem