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August 18, 2005

looks like you got everything but a tall redhead

maybe this will work a little better than my ill-fated 'bad poetry' competition.

i want you to send me…
the worst-written piece of pornographic fiction you can come up with

best entry gets…
er…
a night of passion with carter.


August 14, 2005

here's a new poll for you…

…and you've got to give an answer, cos everyone has one.

today's question is…
WHAT CAN YOU REALLY NOT TOUCH AT ALL?

i cannot touch cotton wool. i can just about handle it when it's in pads, but i cannot stand bags of cotton wool. or q-tips.
i also cannot touch terracotta.
i have a few problems with polystyrene.
surely, you guys have weirder ones than that…


May 18, 2005

Movies

Writing about Filllllums from Hub of Creativity...

Well now…

The last film I saw at the cinema…
oh christ! i think it was, in fact, oliver stone's 'alexander'. poor. but after tomorrow, it'll be the new 'star wars.'

Last film I watched otherwise…
'ferris bueller's day off', about half a second ago.

Films I'm looking forward to seeing…
every single road movie in the history of the world… accompanied by the timeless line 'it's for my dissertation'

Total number of films I own…
including DVDs, videos and stuff taped off TV… must be coming close to a thousand

Five films that mean something to me…
'Rebecca', 'Valerie's Week of Wonders', 'Y Tu Mama Tambien', 'Don't Look Now', 'The Wicker Man'

Hooha!


March 25, 2005

More questions

Writing about Questions for you from Claire Blogden





You Are 30% Redneck



The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead.

You're just fakin' bein' a redneck.

in response to claire's questions…

1. Iceland or Sweden?
Sweden. my geography's a bit confused, but i believe that sweden gave us H+M, and possibly Ikea.

2. Spatula or spork?
Spatula. kinky.

3. Unicorn or Pegasus?
Pegasus with a cardboard horn stuck to him. come on, if you're going to ride a horse, the ability to fly is a more useful attribute than pointiness.

4. Rose creams or violet creams?
What's that now?

5. Toffee or fudge?
Fudge

6. Coffee or tea?
Boik. neither!

7. Lager or Ale? (not at all a loaded question ;-))
Boik. neither!!

8. Sun or moon?
Both. I'm really craving the sun right now, but i love seeing a big old full moon.

9. Slugs or snails?
Boik. neither!! claire!! all these things are grim!

10. Puppy-dogs tails-discuss.
Awk, wee puppies, i love wee puppies!

11. "Fairy" or "Fearie"?
Fairy.

12. JK Rowling or Phillip Pullman?
I haven't read either. But i think probably Rowling

13. Harry, Ron, or Hermione?
Ron

14. Are Demons a good idea, or would you rather not have to see yourself that clearly?
Give chris carter a chance

15. Favourite mythical creature?
Fauns

16. Ever heard of a Beholder? what is it?
Guh. an acolyte?

17. Yorkie-can girls eat it too?
If they like, but it's gross.

18.Chocolate coated raisins or yoghurt coated banana?
Chocolate coated raisins.

19. What is the acceptable length for a scarf?
Scarves should go down to the ground, tom baker-style!

20. Smarties or MnM's?
Smartie…M and…guh…both!

21. Mini-eggs or creme eggs?
Oh they're both so good!

22. Janis Joplin orJoni Mitchell?
Janis Joplin by a hair.

23. Elves or Dwarves?
Elves

24. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot or Prongs?
schmuh?

25. Sheep or goat?
Sheep

26. Incense; sticks, cones or oil?
Sticks

27. Favourite incense smell?
Incense always makes me nauseous, unfortunately. But my favourite scent is vanilla

28. Last place you walked to?
The SEA!!!





You Are a Beagle Puppy





Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.
And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing!


January 03, 2005

World's grimmest thing: UPDATE

Follow-up to POLL: What is the grimmest thing in the world? from Talking Behind the Psychic's Back

well down to miss becky dixon herself for spotting this immeasurably grim thing whilst working in the maternity wing of the leicester infirmary..
"a big fat woman who fell over whilst being scanned. she was so enormous (something like 30 stone) that no-one could pick her up, it took two hours to find a hoist large enough and they very nearly had to call the fire brigade in order to get her off the floor."
jesus christ, that's TOTALLY grim.
good work becky!

but is it as grim as a story from another friend who should perhaps remain nameless?...having spent an ill-advised night at a union event, said lady offered her floorspace to a drunken flatmate unable to find his own keys. not only did this rakish gentleman manage to join her in her comfortable and inviting bed; he also proceeded to piss all over her.
great work, nameless friend! the poll continues!


December 22, 2004

POLL: What is the grimmest thing in the world?

What do you think? So far, contenders (both spotted by Roisin) are…
1. Two chavs squeezing each others' spots in front of a cash machine in Loughborough
2. An obese woman wearing a muumuu and a sombrero, and riding on a mobility scooter, at a donkey derby in Coventry
Can anyone beat that?

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