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October 02, 2005
no animals were harmed in the production of this production
….this appears to be a photo of a meditating cat!
GR
Smashing, Basil. A pimp–mobile
… Austin Powers eat your heart out!
if you look close enough you will see that this in fact a very drunk crazy woman (possibly Spanish but nationality unclear) attempting to manouver her three wheeled milkfloat-type car in her drive!!!
GR
September 30, 2005
there are over 50 calls in the last three months to a robert whiting
Fridge poetry:
where there is a distinct lack of any sophisticated words or any that end in "ed"
Now if I was an angst filled 15-year old who liked James Blunt I would write something like this
drum roll please, nervous cough
Poetry Emotion: Angst
Intoxicated with cruel malice
Pardon the rift that strikes through
And makes my mind speak fatigued & absent
you
me
us
woven together into a fragile wisp of sorrow
I embrace the dust of you
don't laugh, I mean every word of it
if you laugh I will cry and weep into my pillow, and beat my breast and tear my hair
And good old images to be found on the internet came up with this extraordinary whimsy under the search "Angst"
very, very scary.
GR
September 24, 2005
hey, hey, we can all sleep at night now
Follow-up to just me and my trusty umbrella from Talking Behind the Psychic's Back
well look what i found when i deigned to hoover the front room!!!
MY UMBRELLA!!!!
oh it's so wacky
more misplaced in an alcoholic haze than lost
(Eim – come online!!!!)
GR
September 19, 2005
while the cat's away…..
…off working in that glamourous job, I've a hot date with this guy
let's consider.........
Jean-Paul S is calling tomorrow. Mine's milk, no sugar
GR
September 15, 2005
club tropicana drinks are free
Follow-up to hey! who's drivin' this flyin' umbrella? from Talking Behind the Psychic's Back
no they're not, NO they ARE NOT
look out of the pissy window for piss sakes
piss
then again, in my spare time I do like to ride horses
tally ho!
(sorry, another non-eim entry)
hey! who's drivin' this flyin' umbrella?
Follow-up to just me and my trusty umbrella from Talking Behind the Psychic's Back
ok ok, the sun is now out. But those small milk pot things still make me feel sickjust me and my trusty umbrella
….well in a cruel twist of fate I find myself on a very very wet Thursday afternoon with no umbrella. Having lost it in a Sinead O'Connor whiskey induced haze on Saturday night, somewhere between a large house in Leam, Eim's car and my own front room.
(no I'm not Eim, she is currently at work having clawed, sweaty hands buy 'value goods' which apparently once involved someone paying with a used plaster. More updates from Eim later)
on another note, the smell of the contents of these
really makes me feel quite sick
another quick poll then – what makes you want to retch and hurl just from a mere sniff???
September 05, 2005
RIP Mr Mitch
now we wouldn't want to suggest the kids next door were getting hungry, but…............
with heavy hearts and saddened faces we report the recent death of Mitch Ryder (and the Detroit Wheels) Carassius auratus
we would like to suggest a minute's silence across the blogging world on Wednesday 7th September at midday, for you all to have the opportunity to show your respect for this fine golden creature. Although he led a short life he brought vitality and happiness to all who watched and swam with him, he will be sadly missed in his home of the submarine-in-the-fish-tank-on-top-of-the-chest-of-drawers-in-eim's-room-in-canley.
Diana Ross and the Supremes and Martha Reeves and the Vandellas miss their fine swimming companion.
a funeral will take place soon
donations to be sent to The Shevonites Home for Retired Goldfish
flowers accepted but only yellow marigolds
he was loved like one of our own