All entries for November 2004

November 30, 2004

The shower: UPDATE

MAGNA came today to fix the shower. but on hearing the news that the shower was broken, they left, having been apparently unaware that the shower was broken. insanity beckons.

November 29, 2004

More controversial irresponsibility

or how about if i just 'throw this out there', as those wacky kids from film studies are increasingly wont to say…
QUICHE

Controversial irresponsibility

i've been advised by the ever-controversial and irresponsible mr. chris carter that the best way to generate interest in my blog is to post something controversial and irresponsible. so what about those crazy gays, then? what on earth are they up to, eh?

The shower: UPDATE

the shower is still broken. the 'gaffer' from MAGNA heating (a plague on both your houses, magna!) arrived today, ate a sandwich, murmured and left. more news soon, unless i go insane.

Panto success!

thanks to all who came to see 'Blingarella: A Chav Retelling of the Cinderella Story' yesterday, audience response seemed to be great so i hope everyone enjoyed it. i had an ace time watching it, but i think barney's 'greensleeves' dance may haunt me for the rest of my days. watch this space for latest freshblood news!

November 18, 2004

HELP HELP HELP

this house is located just down the road from me. from somewhere, the owners have purchased this delightful sign. any ideas what this could possibly mean?
ANY IDEAS?
please explain this to me before i go insane.

The shower… UPDATE

well now, here is the new bath. the cowboy plumbers detiled half the walls and left. we have a new bath, but the shower no longer works. student housing? love it!

Good times…


…good times

November 07, 2004

I'm not dumb…

but I can't understand, why she walked like a woman but talked like a man.
Any ideas?

The Broken Shower: UPDATE

The epic adventure of the broken shower continues. This tale began when i moved into my Central Leam house and found a crack in the bath. A hairline fracture, if you will.

i thought little of it, prioritising my everyday business. But I Was Wrong. So Very Wrong. left to mature, this crack grew and grew, feeding on coconut shampoo and grim bathwater. Until It Looked Like This.

Then I had a shower. And this happened.

Updates on this Biblical crisis soon. Student housing, eh?

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