All entries for March 2005

March 18, 2005


Writing about web page

thanks to roisin for this website. i don't really know if i quite understand it yet, although this bit did make me laugh, perversely..
"Today Catherine asked me if I'd stop pelting her with rocks. After I said no, one of the rocks went right into her mouth while she was crying. She almost swallowed it. It was so funny", as did "I've almost finished the hair poncho I was creating."
Good work roisin!

March 17, 2005

Personality tests

Writing about web page

aren't they great? look at all the things i've just learned about myself. still…it's killed some library time, which is good right now, as i'm in the resources room with an incredibly sore face which MIGHT VERY WELL MEAN THAT I HAVE MUMPS.

You Are A Good Friend

You're always willing to listen

Or lend a shoulder to cry on

You're there through thick and thin

Many people consider you their "best friend"!

Good, good!

You Are Best Described By...

Farbstudie Quadrate

By Wassily Kandinsky

i DESPISE this painting.

You Are Somewhat Logical

(You got 38% of the questions right)

Ok, so didn't get the majority of questions right

But you did answer some pretty tough questions correctly

Logic may not be your strong point, but you hold your own!


Your Love Number is


When you fall in love, you experience it to the fullest.
You are a cheerful, joyful soul – and you attract people easily.
While you fall for people quickly, you also fall out of love quickly.
It takes a dynamic, exciting lover to keep your attention long term!

oh, wonderful, my love number is 7!

You Are 20 Years Old


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe.

13–19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20–29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come… love, work, and new experiences.

30–39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

yes! yes!

You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!

Come on, he doesn't wear pants!
And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin

what? what can this possibly mean? what?
winnie the pooh isn't gay!

You Are Banana Pocky

Your attitude: fun and lighthearted
Unique and unforgettable
You are cutie everyone falls for

no, that doesn't mean anything.

You Will Die at Age 70


You're pretty average when it comes to how you live…

And how you'll die as well.

Oh. What?

You Are Bold And Brave

But daring? Not usually?

You tend to like to make calculated risks.

So while you may not be base jumping any time soon…

You are up for whatever's new and (a little) exciting!

But i thought i was pretty average!

You Belong in 1964


If you scored…

1950 – 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 – 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule – oh, and drugs too.

1970 – 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 – 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night – and successful during the day.

1990 – 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

hey, ain't that the truth!

E is for Energetic
I is for Intense
M is for Magical
E is for Exquisite
A is for Ambitious
R is for Refreshing

oh, how lovely!

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people… it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious – a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

'you don't really try to seduce people… it just seems to happen.'
oh yes, that's absolutely true!
(head in hands)

You are

What? i don't understand.

You Are "Wow"!

John Kerry


You Are A Realistic Romantic

You are more romantic than 70% of the population.

It's easy for you to get swept away by romance…
But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective.
You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets
You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line!

it's like you've known me all my life.

You Are Socks!

Cozy and warm… but easily lost.
You make a good puppet.

'you are socks'.
right, i'll stop this now!

happy st patrick's day!

yes, that's right, it's st patrick's day. i will be celebrating by attending the bands night at robbin's well…please join if you're about.

You Know You're Irish When….

The condensation on your pint of Guinness takes the shape of shamrocks

You don't believe there is a God, but you are damn sure of the infallibility of the Pope.

You believe that to forgive is divine, but you don't excercise it yourself.

You won't eat meat on Friday, but you'll drink a pint for breakfast.

You consider any Irishman who has become successful a traitor.

You have great respect for the truth, and you only use it in emergencies.

The further you get from Ireland, the more Irish you get.

You eat homefried taters for brakfast, potato bread for lunch, and potato stew for dinner.

You cry at sad movies, but you cheer in battle.

You will never play professional basketball.

You swear very well.

You think you sing very well.

There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone.

You're strangely poetic after a few beers.

Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth.

You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking.

Much of your food is boiled.

You are, or know someone, named "Murph." If you don't know Murph, then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy.

Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room.

There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.

You're proud to be Irish – and you pass these jokes on to all your Irish friends!

Get Your Own "You Know You're" Meme Here

More cool things for your blog at

oh, it's funny because it's true! there isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone.

anyway, wanted to share this with you…not only can we all be ADOctor, but we can now be cops as well. it's dead easy.

March 11, 2005

stupid pictures which i have found today

that's about it, really.

that's just stupid.

well, i'm sorry. i really wish i hadn't seen this. but as i have, i wanted to share it with you.


oh, god! bleak!


can somebody please, please, please tell me that this isn't actually a fat, dead, naked person? please tell me that. please?

come on!

oh come on!
just go out with me!

come on, seriously.
look at me.

now look at this picture of a billy bear sausage.

suddenly i'm looking pretty good, ah? ah? ah?

March 10, 2005

the twin poles of good and bad

good car.

bad car.

the twin poles can be connected, however, by the metaphorical bridge of stupid car.


…a bunch of crap.

Potential career as a doctor

well now, i've spent the last five minutes watching some guy up a giant ladder attempt to replace the 'e' in the 'rootes social building' sign, and it strikes me that i should at least do an impression of something useful, so i'm going to share this with you. i received it in my email this morning (under the subject title 'You Can Be ADOctor!') and i think it's quite amazing.

if I Can Be ADOctor, i've got no faith left in mankind.
you never know though…my plans of professional gigolo-ism may yet fall through. watch out.

Freshblood event this Sunday

please come along to the freshblood CABARET OF CABARETS this sunday, in sip (regent st., leamington) to see the best musical, comedy and theatrical acts handpicked from this year's performers… confirmed acts include The Carter Manoeuvre, The Great Lakes and more… it'll be compered by my own self and will be a fairly formal affair, from what i can gather, so put on the ritz and come along!

Cabaret of cabarets…this sunday 13th march, sip coffee shop (regent street, leamington spa), from 7.30pm. entry £2 (members), £2.50 (non-members). it's going to be ace!

March 08, 2005


thanks to kate for this picture which is atrocious in so many ways.

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