All entries for February 2006

February 08, 2006

The worst painting of all time?

Come on, surely no painting can beat this? Extra points for paintings exhibited in hotels or restaurants…

TERRIBLE PAINTING


Crisps has moved…

…mass panic averted.

My god


Birmingham Eye

Not bad for a cameraphone!

Birmingham Eye


That's right!!

God I wish I was in this band.

dave dee

Bend it, bend it, just a little bit
And take it easy, show you're likin' it
And lover, you know that we're gonna hit
The heights 'cos I'm sure that we're made to fit
Together just like pieces of a
Jigsaw puzzle, what's the hustle

Bend it, bend it, just a little more
Without you, baby, I'm so insecure
But you can make me feel that I am sure
I've got a sickness only you can cure
So just relax, there's stacks of time, but honey
Please don't tease me – try to please me

Oh-yeah, that's good, oh-yes, ah-yes

Bend it, bend it, just a little bit
And take it easy, show you're likin' it
And lover, you know that we're gonna hit
The heights 'cos I'm sure that we're made to fit
Together just like pieces of a
Jigsaw puzzle, what's the hustle

Bend it, bend it, just a little bit
And take it easy, show you're likin' it
And ahhh… show me now, yeah that's right
Ah, oh yeah, yeah that's right
C'mon now, right right right


February 06, 2006

Canleyfornia

Writing about an entry you don't have permission to view

In response to the letter regarding parking in Canley, I would like to provide some evidence of the proclaimed desirability of Thimbler Road. Who could fail to be seduced by an area with such proximity to the upmarket shopping district of Cannon Park…

Bus grim

Just two minutes by bus from Canley! Why walk?!

…with such enchanting views as this, truly the encapsulation of a dusky English autumn evening?

A delightful view

…and with beautiful displays of city lights such as this recent delight…

So grim

There's no problem parking in Canley, anyway, as you can easily see.

Boxed in

Christ!!


February 05, 2006

Are you looking at my headgear?

Well now!
Firstly, I'm soon going to write an entry on why you should not work for Tesco under any circumstances, but I'm not in the mood now, on account of it being my birthday. That's right, my birthday! It's been anabsolutely awesome weekend - Roisin, David, mad old Random Fleur (apparently) and I took a trip to the Birmingham Sealife Centre in good old Fitz, the world's most faithful Fiesta since his recent mmmmmakeover. We traipsed around Birmingham for a bit and did a lot of impressions of the apocalyptic Canley crow; it was a great day. Today was absolutely fantastic as well and I'm feeling very happy typing away here. Nevertheless, though, don't ever work for Tesco. More later.

The latest Canley update is that there will soon be a Canley-Tile Hill Fun Day which I fully intend to infiltrate. Beforehand, however, I'll be taking a little trip to…

'stockholm'

That's right! More news of impending trip and more Tesco vitriol soon. Until then, though, I'd like to say a big thank you to all my buddies of whom I've been thinking today, and especially to my housemates for being so fantastic. And also to good old Fleur, because she's not such a bad sort really, and I do love her very much. So…happy 8-month-iversary to you, Random…

We can talk all night, we can talk all day.
We can play charades when there is nothing to say.
You turn me on to the idea of growing old.
I can make you angry you can make me smile.
We can make origami with the kids for a while.
You turn me on to the idea of growing old.

Now it wonít be long. No it wonít be long.
You turn me on to the idea of growing old.

We can lay around and count the number of times
Iíve acted foolish and youíve rolled your eyes.
You turn me on to the idea of growing old.
You in your kerchief, and me in my cap.
We can settle down for an afternoon nap.
You turn me on to the idea of growing old.

For the rest of you, look at this fucking horrible picture:

Are you looking at my headgear?

They told me I was going to have to wear one of these once.
Ha ha ha, orthodontistry! I laugh in your wiry face!


February 02, 2006

More unemployment

My god, I'm still unemployed. As such, I've just taken a break from morning TV to check my emails, and have discovered the following wonderful information:

The final results of the survey were (last years results in brackets):
1 (4) Bradford
2 (3) Liverpool
3 (1) Manchester
4 (2) Newcastle
5 (5) Glasgow
6 (14) Birmingham
7 (8) Wolverhampton
8 (9) Stoke-on-Trent
10 (12=) Leeds
11 (10) Edinburgh
12 (7) Swansea
13 (16) Coventry
14 (18) Leicester
15 (11) Plymouth
16 (20) Belfast
17 (19) Derby
18 (16=) Nottingham
19 (21) Cardiff
20 (15) Bristol
21 (22) London
22 (12=) Southampton

Which survey could this be, fine readers?
That's right… the survey of the most obese towns in Britain.
Christ!!!


February 01, 2006

Unemployment

Well!
My jobhunt continues without result. Searching a prolific 'jobs in Coventry' website yielded the following potential vacancies…

Bricklayer bricklayer bricklayer carpenter gardener sewing machinist bricklayer bricklayer bricklayer carpenter carpet fitter cleaner cleaner bricklayer cleaner bricklayer

and my personal favourites… tanning advisor (what?) and PERSON.
My god. Do you think they'd employ me in La Senza?


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