We smoked the last one an hour ago
Not much blogging from me as late, no. This is largely due to the fact that I have spent most of the last week interminably driving back and forth betwixt Leamington and Canley, ferrying Gordon Random about to the soundtrack of the Walker Brothers. Nevertheless, here I am. All is well, the depressive state of unemployment into which I was threatening to sink having quit my appallling job at OCSET has been ended –
that's right, kids. someone employed me
– and as of the 31st of October I will be gainfully employed at…
wait for it…
I'm really excited about this and can't wait to get started, so I hope all you blogging kids will be sure to buy your Christmas presents from me over the next months. It'll also give me a nice chance to keep in the Leamington loop, bumping into Holly Cruise in Tesco and hopefully staying over at Random's ridiculously lavish pad every so often, yes? In other news, Carter and I have just finished this year's panto, which I very much hope you guys will attend – especially as Warwick Blogs themselves do not escape the lashing of our forked and satirical tongues, oh no. Auditions are tomorrow and friday at 4.30 onwards in Union North if any of you kids fancy coming along. The show will be on in week 10 – more details soon.
That's right – CHRISTMAS PANTO. you heard it.