WANTED: one small toe
One small toe wanted as replacement.
Size: medium, preferably for right foot but not fussy
Job description: general foot duties; walking (yes please), balancing (would be improvement), dancing (definitely to improve current condition), possible sucking (of toe not by toe), peeling bananas.
Uniform: assorted trainers (large size), occassional sandals (ditto), flip-flops forbidden (due to nauseating discomfort)
Must be in good condition, 50,000 miles on the clock acceptable, careful previous owner requisite.
No fungal infections
Foot fetishists need not apply
New owner to promise tender loving care, daily washing and anti-bacterial treatments, will provide foot/toe massages on special occassions (birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, St Peter's Day).
Price: negotiable, but limited to 50p and one old Jelly Bean.