June 21, 2005

WANTED: one small toe

One small toe wanted as replacement.

Size: medium, preferably for right foot but not fussy

Job description: general foot duties; walking (yes please), balancing (would be improvement), dancing (definitely to improve current condition), possible sucking (of toe not by toe), peeling bananas.

Uniform: assorted trainers (large size), occassional sandals (ditto), flip-flops forbidden (due to nauseating discomfort)

Must be in good condition, 50,000 miles on the clock acceptable, careful previous owner requisite.

No fungal infections

Foot fetishists need not apply

New owner to promise tender loving care, daily washing and anti-bacterial treatments, will provide foot/toe massages on special occassions (birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, St Peter's Day).

Price: negotiable, but limited to 50p and one old Jelly Bean.

….........any sellers???

- 4 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. Dare I ask what's brought this on?

    21 Jun 2005, 21:17

  2. I'll only you give you mine if you get yours checked out first!!

    22 Jun 2005, 01:59

  3. hmmm – as those of you who are particular afficionados of, er, my blog may have noticed, the last post wasn't quite my style. that is because it was typed by the fair and spindly fingers of none other than gordon random herself, the elusive character. nevertheless, one of my toes has gone really grim and manky and i can't really walk properly, so watch out for me limping around campus!

    22 Jun 2005, 12:29

  4. Hahaha, you got Randomed.

    Kids. Protect your blog. Look what happens when you let spindly weirdos abuse it. Be safe.

    22 Jun 2005, 13:32

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