February 16, 2006

the world's worst shop front window

If you owned a clothes shop in the middle of a busy and popular part of town, where tourists might stroll past catching a glimpse of your wares, how would advertise your products and create a stunning window display?

Would you
a) arrange the clothes artistically following a colour theme, perhaps a seasonal theme, give examples of accessories to go with the clothes..
b) go for a traditional mannequin display with blank eyed women staring out of the window at potential buyers, with the clothes hung in a formal but proficient manner that demonstrates how they would fall against the body..
c) use taxidermed animals in the window front, a hideous witchy looking woman with a big hooked nose, more taxidermed animals but with human noses and ears stuck on them. The final insult after being killed (or dying of natural causes), stuffed and displayed in a clothes shop window..

What's your choice?

awful awful shop

That there folks is a hedgehog with a funny bill stuck on along with a sailor's cap, a small puppy, a grotesque monkey and a ferret/weasal/stoat thing in the background. Sadly the picture doesn't show the congor eel, the duck, the mongoose, the kitten, the small piglet, oh, and the horrible woman with the hooked nose.

Any swedish speakers please please translate what the little signs are!!!

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  1. Matthew Jones

    That is so awesome. Every shop should have a stoat in the window, and I do love any occasion to use the word stoat. What a great word it is.

    16 Feb 2006, 11:51

  2. Fleur

    Live stoat – yes, dead stoat advertising WOMEN'S CLOTHES - no.

    17 Feb 2006, 11:04

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