June 23, 2005

the continuing adventures of cous cous mcnab

cous cous mcnab was walking his pet mouse one day. he stumbled upon a load of really grim bin bags that smelled like piss, and he could hear a baby crying somewhere in the distance. 'that's so leamington', he thought to himself, happily. then, all of a sudden, cous cous mcnab found himself a really hot girlfriend, and they went to watch 'sin city' together which was totally awesome.

you get me, rube? ah? ah?

COUS COUS MCNAB!


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  1. I've met this Cous Cous. He bought my evil alter ego, Sniper, an ice lolly earlier in return for some Greek legends. Unfortunately Cous Cous's "really hot" girlfriend (love, we were all hot, it was about 50C out there today) knew the stories Sniper told and condemned poor Sniper to the back of the limo. Then they threatened to drive her to Stoneleigh before dumping her in Leam. Later Sniper had the piss taken out of her by Sleggers, as predicted.

    This is all true.

    Falls asleep on desk.

    23 Jun 2005, 02:41

  2. Gordon R

    I've met Cous Cous McNab's girlfriend. She's hot.

    As for Sniper, why that cad was trying to stir things up in the back of the limo. All quiet and keeping stum only to throw in the odd ball-breaking comment to create tension between McNab and his broad. We'll be doing more to Sniper than just dump her in Stoneleigh, next time it will be…........... BINLEY!!!!

    23 Jun 2005, 10:35

  3. christ, not binley, that's a fate worse than death. although not a fate worse than life in canley, the midlands' other town with a trash receptacle for a namesake.

    thinks

    oh.

    anyway…
    regarding slegg – how intriguing!

    23 Jun 2005, 10:43

  4. Gordon R

    Sleggers??? Intriguing???? What's this meaning???

    23 Jun 2005, 11:06

  5. teehee

    23 Jun 2005, 11:07

  6. perhaps…ma cherie…you may be becoming, as they say, jalouse?

    yeeees?

    23 Jun 2005, 11:30

  7. Gordon R

    GASPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Don't bait me, love.

    McNab may have had his wicked way in the garden at midnight, in the moonlight, with the pissy binbags, eating BREAD, but I know where the spider from the garage is lurking somewhere on his person!!!

    23 Jun 2005, 11:34

  8. ew!

    23 Jun 2005, 11:36

  9. Gordon R

    YES!
    It's in his hair
    In his ears
    Between his toes
    In his pants

    Can he feel it squirming and wriggling??

    23 Jun 2005, 11:40

  10. what?
    that doesn't make any sense.

    23 Jun 2005, 11:42

  11. Gordon R

    No?

    23 Jun 2005, 11:43

  12. Did it ever make any sense?

    Yes I have only just gotten my lazy arse out of bed. Sniper is to blame.

    23 Jun 2005, 11:44

  13. i'm going to write ten posts today, just for the sake of it.
    and they're all going to be absolute nonsense

    23 Jun 2005, 11:44

  14. Uh-oh…

    23 Jun 2005, 11:48

  15. Gordon R

    Great! Nearly finished my work, woo hoo!

    So what was Sniper doing to you last night Holly, eh eh???

    23 Jun 2005, 11:51

  16. Ack! Pay attention, she ws doing the same thing as me cos (Fight Club style) we're the same person. I just find it easier to blame a lot on her. I do the essays, the reading books in the sun and the playing football, she goes out at all hours, breaks into Jephson Gardens and molests people. It's a good arrangement.

    23 Jun 2005, 11:58

  17. Gordon R

    Duh. yeeeeees.
    Molests!!! hee-hee

    23 Jun 2005, 12:02

  18. She assures me they love it.

    23 Jun 2005, 12:05

  19. Gordon R

    But only if she's wearing gloves.

    23 Jun 2005, 12:08

  20. I've not heard of Cous Cous Mcnab since his almighty defeat of the pretender to the throne, Child McWild

    23 Jun 2005, 12:28

  21. Carter

    Ballard was lying. 'Sin City' sucked balls.

    23 Jun 2005, 13:59


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