the continuing adventures of cous cous mcnab
cous cous mcnab was walking his pet mouse one day. he stumbled upon a load of really grim bin bags that smelled like piss, and he could hear a baby crying somewhere in the distance. 'that's so leamington', he thought to himself, happily. then, all of a sudden, cous cous mcnab found himself a really hot girlfriend, and they went to watch 'sin city' together which was totally awesome.
you get me, rube? ah? ah?
COUS COUS MCNAB!