July 25, 2005

no time to blog! dissertation!...

…but enjoy this little snippet from canley:

small child from next door: 'i don't eat animals.'
fleur: 'oh, hello.'
child: 'i don't eat animals.'
fleur: 'are you a vegetarian?'
child: 'hnnnnnnh….'
fleur: 'what do you eat, then?'
child: 'chicken.'
fleur: 'but chicken is an animal.'
child: 'no it isn't.'
fleur: 'where does chicken come from, then?'
child: 'chicken comes from chick.'


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  1. You really do live in an 'interesting' place.

    25 Jul 2005, 17:53

  2. Milly

    Could have been worse

    Child "Chicken comes from Bernard Matthews

    25 Jul 2005, 18:01

  3. Konstantin

    I thought all chicken came from Kentucky. Doesn't it?

    25 Jul 2005, 18:29

  4. Fleur

    Also keep in mind this was the same child who from behind a FIVE FOOT fence tells me:

    "I'm not standing on anything"

    UUUUHhhhhhhhh??

    25 Jul 2005, 19:14

  5. Gordon R

    FEEEEEEED MEEE CHICKEN!!!!!!!
    I REALLY LIKE THE BITS THAT MIGHT BE CLAW.

    ERRM IS CHICKEN AN ANIMAL???

    I AM IN CAPITALS BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING.

    26 Jul 2005, 09:43

  6. The real GR

    well I don't know how that was written as I was in a shop at 09.43.
    although I have actually eaten a chicken's foot before. so don't mess with me because I'm obviously hard.

    carter?
    Alex?
    nick?

    26 Jul 2005, 12:23

  7. Well for once I'm not getting blamed for something going wrong round here.

    Though sadly it wasn't me, the lost oppurtunity ruined by an internet free work environment. It's wrong I tell thee…

    26 Jul 2005, 17:36

  8. nick

    9.43am? reading journal articles derie, you know me :)

    26 Jul 2005, 20:20

  9. TheLego

    Stuff that isn't computer-based happens for me at 09.43 like, drinking tea, drinking gin, eating a biscuit with either tea or gin, hiring a bouncey castle, rampaging through a petting-zoo, preparing the scaffolding for the construction of a roman fortress or indeed the bording of an enemy war vessel.
    Was there a sword in all my office stuff… which i will pick up….. Eventually.

    27 Jul 2005, 11:26

  10. oh, god…please not a 'will the real gordon random please stand up' situation. i don't think my brain can cope with that.

    27 Jul 2005, 12:18

  11. Aren't more Gordon's a bonus, Eimer?

    29 Jul 2005, 09:58


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