March 27, 2005

more nonsense

home for easter eh?
bloody hell!
now, i'm not a discompassionate person, i hope. but i am more than a little bit bored of seeing headline news stories about gail porter's depression, for the sake of all things holy. apparently, 'porter has suffered from depression since the birth of her daughter Honey two years ago'. i'm sorry about that, and everything, but come on. surely this shouldn't be taking up so much space in the news. between her tears, porter managed to splutter out the following statement: "I fell apart. I took a couple of pills, then a couple more, then I poured a vodka and Diet Coke and another one and another one. "I don't know how many pills I took and I don't know why I felt so low but that's all part of the depression I suffer from…It was a cry for help, not an attempt to commit suicide, but it was stupid because I've got a beautiful baby.'' oh dear. maybe i'm a cynic hardened by years of media exposure in postmodern hyperspace, or something, but i just can't get on with the idea of people who are genuinely depressed talking about it like this to interviewers. anyway, i can't help but wonder how the outcome would have differed were porter's baby not beautiful at all, but instead looked a little bit like this.

hmmm. on reflection this post was quite simply a mouthpiece for that ugly baby photo. but look at it!!

no, really though. i love babies. look at how much.

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  1. but all babies are beautiful!?!

    27 Mar 2005, 20:45

  2. yes, of course. i stand corrected.

    27 Mar 2005, 21:05

  3. Yeah they're cute till the puking and the screaming and the crawling and the feeding… could I be any less maternal?

    27 Mar 2005, 21:46

  4. Me

    Babies are cute and lovely but turn your life upside down

    27 Mar 2005, 23:03

  5. yeah, babies suck. they done make me wanna go king herod on they ass.

    28 Mar 2005, 00:55

  6. i can only apologise for that last comment.

    28 Mar 2005, 00:58

  7. Roisin

    You should apologise for that post, I am deeply offended. Gail Porter sucks – surely you can't have post natal depression for two whole years?! Also, I like how even while she was committing suicide, she was thinking of her figure – choosing to wash down her alcohol/pills combination with DIET coke. Jesus!

    28 Mar 2005, 13:35

  8. I bet she's got a two-way sponsorship deal with Coke and Prozac. As well of a nice pair of tits, obviously.

    28 Mar 2005, 14:00

  9. i took a pill…and then i took another pill…i don't know how many pills i took, really

    28 Mar 2005, 16:41

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