November 06, 2004

Latest chav quotations

the social phenomenon of the chav is one which never ceases to amaze me. i think that my main fascination comes from the old chicken / egg argument…was there one original chav group who spawned all the rest, or did a whole section of society decide to adopt the unique language / clothes / attitude with which we so associate this noble group of Britons? i don't know. but either way, they provide a constant source of amusement. especially when they utter such sterling phrases as these…

Enter Chav Mother, pushing pram which contains a screaming, herpes-ridden baby covered in sores.
Chav Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Chav Mother: That's it! I'm eatin your fuckin happy meal.

Aboard one 'Virgin Voyager' train, en route to Leamington Spa from Derby.
Chav One: 'How dya spell 'Leicester'?'
Chav Two: ''l e s s t e r', innit?'
Chav One: 'Nah, i fink it's l e s s t a r'
Chav Two: 'Is fer two esses? Maybe l e s t e r'
Chav One: 'Nah, fat's a name, int? I fink's l e s t a r'
Chav Two: 'Is fer not an I in it?'
Me: (silent scream)

Outside Boots on Belfast's Royal Avenue, Saturday afternoon.
Chav One: 'Whata fuck is youse guana dee now, here?'
Chav Two: 'I duano. Bur me fuckin eyelids are sweatin.'

Jesus Lord! What is the NEED?

And by the way, whatever anyone says, Belfast chavs (or spides as they are known) are the world's worst. Check out here for further proof:
The Spide Generator

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  1. Hehehe, I hate chavs…

    06 Nov 2004, 19:56

  2. i witnessed some people who probably are chavs but what exactly are chavs? could you explain that to a poor german foreigner? a definition would be nice…

    06 Nov 2004, 20:01

  3. My meeting with Chavs. Location: the ladies loo in a cinema.

    Chav-ette 1: Oh no a friend of Dave's just came in here.
    Chav-ette 2: What? Jack?
    Chav-ette 1: No (pronounced "no-ahw"), this is a girl's bog innit?

    07 Nov 2004, 11:34

  4. Roisin

    My favourite ever spide quote came from the fair maiden who was married to Johnny 'Mad Dog' Adair when he fled Ulster for Scotland with £16,000 of their hard-extorted cash…when asked by the Belfast telegraph if she had a message to pass on to him she lovingly replied "Tell 'im I'll knack 'is fuckin melt in" Sheer class!

    07 Nov 2004, 20:07

  5. Phil

    There are even better chav quotations here (link)

    They include such gems as forgetting to rewind the DVD, "Did they have guns in world war one ?" and "Did you know that condoms have a bit on the end to store the cum?". The last quote shows chavs ignorance, and the reason for the rapid spread of chav culture…

    22 Dec 2004, 16:28

  6. AH-HA! See, I knew it, I knew spides were the worst.

    Esp Belfast ones.

    I mean, really.

    "I'm gonna fill youse in, I'm gonna nack your F***n melt in!"

    Yes, yes, we're all very impressed, really.

    02 Jan 2005, 21:07

  7. roxanne

    leave us fukin chavs alone we r pple aswel. u fukin twating losers.

    12 Mar 2005, 14:31

  8. cozzie

    CHAVS r da bst nd its no fukin arguement! y dont u just all piss of n get a life

    13 Mar 2005, 21:33

  9. why don't you SUCK MY BALLS?

    14 Mar 2005, 11:25

  10. Jynx

    falls over laughing
    ia small boiled potato would have a better grasp of the english language than these guys

    02 Apr 2005, 14:24

  11. saz

    are any of you chavs from Bulwell by any chance? as it seems to be full of you lot, you know single parents pushing along different coloured kids?

    13 Apr 2005, 22:24

  12. junior

    wow chav's givin abuse, pfft thats so original, an im so sarcastic lol stupid chavs go grow up an get a life cos u all act like children an chavs should pay attention in lessons involvin sex education >.< unless they roman catholic chavs

    14 Apr 2005, 21:51

  13. Andy

    Chavs are the only people who I can think of who can have 7 children from 12 fathers. Before the age of 14. You have to pity them sometimes, their inferior intellect, their appalling dres sense, their somewhat tenuous grip on the English language. Or equally, you could just lauh at them and leave them to wallow in the filth of their own fornication.

    nb to any chavs; that means you suck.

    29 Apr 2005, 16:54

  14. Marty Hale

    "Here, Wee Man… Big Mickie's gonna Knack yer ballix in, so 'e is. Ye may way watch yerself, here 'e comes nay. Do ya want me ta hold onta yer dope for ye, he loves it so 'e does. Big Mickie's only outta Hydebank an' 'e doesn't like it on the outside, 'e's lookin' da go back in. Watch yerself. Givus yer fackin dope nay."

    Translation; Excuse me, young man, Big Mickie is about to physically assault you. I would be on the lookout if I were in your shoes, I can tell you. If you would like I can hold onto your marijuana for you while you get a stomping, as the aforementioned Mickie is partial to a bit. Mickie has just been released from the young offenders institute, and apparently he wants to return forthwith. As I said, Look out. Hand over your marijuana immediately.

    01 May 2005, 16:35

  15. shudder..

    ULSTER SAYS NO to everything except spides

    02 May 2005, 10:10

  16. CHAV

    chavs rule they r da new an up an cummin class so wat if we is yobs u lot fuk of an get a life we will b takin ova everywere soon an u cud b the 1 gettin beatz nxt

    20 May 2005, 21:03

  17. i cud b the 1 gettin beatz nxt????


    23 May 2005, 11:22

  18. Natalie

    LOL! Awwww such simple minds, quite cute really!

    02 Jun 2005, 17:45

  19. Adam

    Just imagine how the british economy would thrive if all the chavs were made to get jobs and stop having hundreds of little britneys and rickys.

    They are a rapidly spreading disease, set to infect the whole of our beautiful country!

    Damn you chavs!!


    09 Jun 2005, 15:51

  20. chav

    ye u cud b an neways man we do wat we wanna do if we get caught fiar does if we dnt then thats gd for us so shut ur mouths coz were here to stay m8

    12 Jun 2005, 12:44

  21. Rachael

    I think that it is quite strange that Chavs actually use this site to defend their pitiful selves. I would have thought that thay were too busy spitting, swearing and generally making idiots of themselves. In my opinion they ought to grow up. Just imagine what the next generation of rainbow coloured Chavs will be like. Quite a ghastly thought, do you not think? The utter lack of class that this species have is shocking, and their grasp of the English Language is atrocious to say the least. To those Chavs who think that their cheap threats are going to silence us into not expressing our opinions are rather misguided in their thoughts!

    Tally ho old bean!

    Ps. Keep on hating the Chavs
    Pps. To Chavs – Is it not time you went to collect your giro, you repulsive scum?

    12 Jun 2005, 19:11

  22. Latisha

    Yh I dnt giv a fuk wot u fink of us all cuz yh we all nuf peng nd at least were real nd hav propa m8s who got our backs.

    u lot finkin ur gd an betta den us jus cuz u liv posh , we no how da world wrks so at de end of de day yh we de one who gonna b more sucesfull. rappers nd shit r rich nd dey tlk like us chavs nd evri1 likes dem.

    Wots ya problem wiv us? betcha dunt say dis 2 our faces do ya cuz u scared of us init cuz we speak truth and stick up 4 ourselves nd m8s nd u hav none.

    nd u r racist bitchs anyway!

    12 Jun 2005, 19:20

  23. Emma

    I heard this quote in the City Centre last week:

    Chav 1: (spills a McDonalds cola on a white tracksuit top): fuck! nah man. i just nicked dis from matalan last week innit.
    Chav 2: shit. dat woz aite n all. de bst place 2 jak em from is frm dwn market or me m8 wrks jd sport he getz me shit all time bt he dont care cuz he jus wants 2 go on dole agen. Not boverd if he gets caut cuz it dont matta anywayz ini

    12 Jun 2005, 19:31

  24. holli (it's the Chav version of my name)

    Oh look at this, the chavs have declared class war. I would love to meet the person who classes my (or indeed Eimear's) living standards as "posh". Bet you any money that the chavs whinging on here have more money and posher houses than us. What are they scared of? Spelling and grammar that can be read and understood?

    Personal experience of chavs, i.e. growing up in the same area as them, going to school with them, seeing them every day, is all I have to go on and I love some of the quotes on here.

    so wat if we is yobs

    Yeah, I'm sure you'd laugh and see the funny side if your car/house/child was robbed at knifepoint. I for one would be pissing myself with laughter.

    so shut ur mouths coz were here to stay m8

    A prize of a small cupcake to the first chav I meet who shows some appreciation of Voltaire's maxim "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Hell, I'll even make it easy and say you don't have to know it's a Voltaire quote or recite it verbatim.

    were real nd hav propa m8s who got our backs

    Yes, because we "posh" types just sit around on our own wondering why we have no friends. Bullshit. I think the "you have no mates (m8s?)" comeback is probably the worst comeback ever as it is, invariably, wrong. Of course I might not be "real". I might be entirely fictional and exist only in your head. In which case why has your head created a ridiculously over educated working class person who merely demonstrates how ridiculous it is for chavs to claim that uni students are "posh". I could not be less posh if I tried. Oh, and don't tell me using words like "verbatim" makes me posh. It makes me educated, there are posh people who are thick as shit and couldn't use that word. You'd probably get on.

    we no how da world wrks so at de end of de day yh we de one who gonna b more sucesfull

    At what? Claiming benefits and working in MacDonalds?

    rappers nd shit r rich nd dey tlk like us chavs nd evri1 likes dem

    Oh I get it. You're going to be better at us when it comes to earning lots of money. Sadly many people outside of chav culture are of the opinion that money is not the most important thing in life. I'll tell you this, I'd decline all of 50 Cent's money if it meant I didn't get shot nine times. And no, not everyone likes rappers who talk like chavs. Personally I have yet to hear a chav come up with a line as nicely sophisticated as "Cause whether we hitchhike or push bike or travel kind of trash/Manifest that with wholesome roots rap" courtesy of Mr Roots Manuva, one of Britain's most successful rappers.

    betcha dunt say dis 2 our faces do ya cuz u scared of us

    No, I have a reasonable wariness of chavs because the ones where I used to live used to visit my hometown especially just to start fights with the skaters who just wanted to skate in peace.

    Now would the chavs here please fuck off and leave nice, reasonable middle class types (their taxes pay your benefit) and proper working class folk (clue: we're called working class because we work) to have some ambition to learn and not wear Kappa.

    Sorry Eim, I'm in a ranty mood and these chavs just got on my tits at the wrong moment.

    13 Jun 2005, 00:08

  25. Rachael

    Go you!!!! I agree with every single thing that you've just said.

    13 Jun 2005, 01:56

  26. Stacey

    yeah well all u posh bitches shud just fuk off cuz well fukin shoot ya

    14 Jun 2005, 19:36

  27. Gordon R

    Say what?

    Is it time to use the bathroom?

    14 Jun 2005, 21:20

  28. Me? Posh?

    Oh Stacey, you're so funny. Anyone who mistakes me for posh on the basis of my university education is merely someone who is confused by the big, scary long words. Do not fear them. They are your friends. In fact they have helped me and my family escape from the depressing poverty of urban life (yes the urban life which I am sure most chavs are part of) and gain entry to something we like better.

    Does this make us posh? An education? Why do you fear knowledge so much? Why oh why must you hide behind threats (you'll shoot us? how cute these threats can be) and ignorance? I cannot understand the culture of so many chavs whom, like the ones I grew up near, hate those who dare to excel in school, those who have the audacity to want to find out about the world. The chavs at my school mocked me, called me a swot and a nerd. Now, years later, they work for pennies in MacDonalds and I am well on my way to getting a damn good job and some decent prospects. I am not saying I'm smarter than them. I am saying I tried at school and they didn't, and I don't understand why.

    Would any self proclaimed chavs like to answer these questions without resorting to moronic threats? I'm serious, I will talk to you as sensible people if you act like sensible people which I am sure some of you are capable of.

    15 Jun 2005, 00:24

  29. Tiffany

    im a chav n i dont see nething wrong with it, just cos i wear designer labels n lots ov gold dont mean im a bad person, n as 4 us chavs being thick, ive got 10 gcse's 4 A-levels and im a qualified dental nurse, so try telling me im thick again. being a chav where i come from is no big deal infact its quite normal, so dont go judging all us chavs as being idiots cos were not, we just no who we are, where we wonna go n we aint affraid to stand out in a crowd!!!

    15 Jun 2005, 14:10

  30. GUS

    chavs have spoiled good clothes, such as, burberry, paul &shark etc. They've got less style than mr bean and their brains must be the size of a very small, small thing. it confounds me how they can actually think they look good or styliswh, after all you cant make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. They all think they're some kind of gangsters but that like ann widdecome thinking shes fit!!!! please, please give it up people not for me for yourselves, you just come across as complete twats!!!!!!

    15 Jun 2005, 14:12

  31. katy

    I hate Chavs. Why can they not be individual and why do they have to follow each other arounflike lost little sheet all the time!!!

    Would just like to thank u all though: because of u burberry have stopped makin their hat, well done, obviously u like wearing the designer labels but they dont like u wearin it, says summat dont ya think?

    15 Jun 2005, 14:15

  32. hannah

    we are that disgusted with chavs that we are planning a night out in their dis-honour, burberry, scrunchies, massive gold earrings, clowns, small child, reebok classics and kappa. trying to learn the language too, and if we get beaten up, we know we will deserve it!

    15 Jun 2005, 14:16

  33. Mike

    I'm a new user and I would just like to say that CHAVS ARE SCUM!!! They think they are "ded 'ard!" and the only reason they wear brands is because they're trying to disguise the fact that they are actually poor tramps who live in the worst council estates! Oh and those "chavs" who claim to have had an education are wrong that chavs can have an education – THEY CAN'T!!! And If they do have an education there is a simple explanation – YOU'RE NOT A CHAV! The girl chavs are all (BEEP) who get pregnant from about 13 and boast about losing their virginity at the age of 8! Male chavs just walk around in hoodies and take fun in vandalising the town/city centres and writing "i woz ere shaggin name 05". DIE CHAVS DIE!

    15 Jun 2005, 14:18

  34. jake

    I know all chavs aren't the same – some can be worst than others. If some of you people on here are chavs, what is the insistence on (I don't know if it's the same where you are) thinking they're popular? In my school chavs (even the bullies) wear the anti bullying bands and even though no-one actually like them, they hang around talking about how popular they are and comparing berghaus colours and going on about people they've "battered" and are going to "batter". I don't get them???

    15 Jun 2005, 14:20

  35. duffer

    i aint scum!

    15 Jun 2005, 14:21

  36. nat

    ok so everybody knows what the defintion of a chav is and yes i shall agree and say they all are pritty much scum, and i wouldnt p*ss on one if it was on fire, personally i cant stand the site of them i do know a few chavs and there the not so bad ones yes i have actually found some decentish chavs, but theres one thing you will reconise a chav do and thats
    1, not have a job
    2, be on social benefites
    3, spend his money on the beloved drugs, and booze
    4, and once thats ran out he/she will go and rob

    its pritty ironic how low these people can be and to think they could have what normal tax paying citizens have if they just spent a little more time getting there life together, its not hard to get a job.

    but its a vicious cycle, mummy chav shall devote her life to turning her baby boy or girl into the next chav and so on as the generartion goes on its pritty terrible but i suppose if thats what they want to do then let them do it

    15 Jun 2005, 14:24

  37. louise

    As it is illegal to have sex before 16, why is it apparently OK to be pregnant before 16?
    Police enforced abortions for all pregnancies befoer 16.
    Or deportation. To Bosnia.

    i really, really, really hate Chavs.

    15 Jun 2005, 14:31

  38. chris

    i watch little britain, and i think it's realy good. my fave character is vicky pollard, and i think she's hilarious. but chavs go over the mark! it's all good watching her do her little thing of saying "yeh but no but yeh…" but fkin chavs do it in real life and think their being funny when well it's just irritating. i don't hate chavs, i just think there fkin annoying.

    15 Jun 2005, 14:34

  39. lucy

    i dont like chavs. i was talking to my dad about chavs yesterday. the thing i dont like about them is how rude they are. i can understand swearing when you're really angry or upset but in everyday use it sounds…cheap. you know what i mean? whereas i would say 'i'm just going to the shops' a chav would say 'i'z f'in goin to da f'in shopz init'. i dont like that. it sounds horrible

    15 Jun 2005, 14:41

  40. chris

    Q. What do you call a chav in a vault?
    A. Safe

    Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
    A. Sorted

    Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
    A. Innit

    Q. What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?
    A. All White

    Q. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
    A. Innuinnit.

    Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

    Q. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
    A. It might be your bike.

    Q. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
    A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

    Q. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
    A. "What you lookin' at?"

    Q. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
    A. Paint three stripes on it..

    Q. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    A. The police.

    15 Jun 2005, 14:46

  41. cool_chick

    funny Chris!!!!

    Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

    A. It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.

    15 Jun 2005, 14:48

  42. louise

    What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

    15 Jun 2005, 14:54

  43. Adey

    I have jokes too, but they're not very good, but nevermind!!! :-)

    Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

    What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

    How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll
    screw anything.

    15 Jun 2005, 14:56

  44. dark_in_the_mind

    A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".

    The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is 200,000 a year".

    The chav says "You're having me on!"

    The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"

    15 Jun 2005, 14:58

  45. That chav girl may have been talking crap, but she was right about one thing: Rachael is clearly a stupid racist.

    15 Jun 2005, 18:53

  46. Rachael

    I'm not actually racist. The point of 'mulicoloured children' is not a dig at ethinic children. It actually implies that each of the children has a different father. This would not be so obvious if a Chavette had had 4 children whose fathers were all white, but if the fathers were, for example, a black man, a chinese man, a white man, and an asian man, it would clearly be more obvious.

    And I am sorry for anyone that I have offended, it probably came out wrong! :-)

    Ps. Nicholas Lees – I am not stupid – I have two degrees – one in Law and one in English Literature.

    20 Jun 2005, 18:07

  47. Abbey

    I think u all need 2 get vover it an let evry1 else do whatever they want to do i have mates who are chavs and some who arent who cares they arent as bad as everyone makes out and the moe people go on about theem the more they are going to want to make a point so give up now and leave them to get on with it. And no not all chavs are bad.And they dont al get pregnant at 14 just because they wear trackies and gold .Everyone one makes mistakes just some are bigger than others

    27 Jun 2005, 22:07

  48. Zo-Zo

    all i seem to understand from chavs are the words 'innit' 'yeah' and 'buh'. i mean wot is the point in sayin 'u awite buh?' or 'yeah innit buh'???
    some chavs are ok if i understand wot ther sayin but thats hardly eva!!!!!! innit buh!

    love u all

    28 Jun 2005, 13:42

  49. babygoth

    Yesterday i was very insulted…..... a group of mates wer havin a laugh playing stupid games…..we started to play name that tune…sitting inersently thinking of a song to fool them with when on comes out with it can be chavvy if you want it to be aimed at me and my games partner…..................
    i dont see myself as a chav if anything from it….....ok so my english aint great but hey im a born a bred country bumkin… i have that excuse i suppose but i have never ever lived on a council estate. i hate sports so never wear sports clothing i hate pop and chart music i listen to mainly to classic rock. so i ask you people out there do i sound "CHAVVY"?

    this one comment has insulted me and above all upset me! help me out here guys

    il be awaiting your answers


    28 Jun 2005, 13:52

  50. Zo-zo

    most people put other peole in groups like that which is sad and obviosly not fasir on those people becoz they those people probly dont no u and your mate properly, once you get to no them better then they will realise whjo you really are!

    if a friend singles you into a group which you know you arent in then they dont no you properly!!!!!!1


    love you all

    28 Jun 2005, 13:58

  51. Zo-zo




    28 Jun 2005, 14:01

  52. babygoth

    thanks zo-zo

    however some of them do know me and did not defend me against these comments.
    anybody else out there gonna defend me or class me?

    someone please put me out of my missery?
    has anyone else been insulted in the way i have?


    28 Jun 2005, 14:09

  53. Zo-zo

    innit, outit, all a fukin boutit!

    chav lads all hav really heesyy willys coz they never no how 2 wash!!!!!!!! they wear the same cloves bowt two months wivout washin em!!!!!!!!

    chav girls all wear their hair in a pony tail on the top of their heads which is funny!!i have a brillo idea!!!!!
    lets send all the chavs 2 the moon and leav them to breed, ew insest!!!!!!!!!!!

    love you all


    28 Jun 2005, 14:17

  54. mega chavette

    oi innit, wts up wit bin a chav js cz uz all kiss ur muvaz assis
    us chavs r cleena dan uz lot nd at lewest we r in a gruup nd av m8s!!!!!!!

    fuck u all innit!!!!!!!!!

    28 Jun 2005, 14:40

  55. Babygoth

    oi!!!! maga chav_wattsit…........
    read ma post 6 above…
    AM I A CHAV?


    ((the world is on fire lets dance in water))

    28 Jun 2005, 14:43

  56. random

    i have little miss giggles thong on

    28 Jun 2005, 14:45

  57. ha ha ha ha ha ha

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    28 Jun 2005, 14:47

  58. emily

    I am a chav an proud!!!!!!!!!!!!

    29 Jun 2005, 10:24

  59. Josh

    All you people who are against chavs are wankers and need to sort your lives out for not likin sum1 for hu they are now fuck off and leave us alone.

    29 Jun 2005, 10:26

  60. babygoth

    im not against them im just not one well i dint think i was.
    NO I KNOW IM NOT…...........not a hope in hells chance chavs dont wear all black and in no way would they be retired goths…...................

    anyway what does it matter who you are…....or what you are i just get annoyed at people who can not tlk correctly on porpose or worse those who classifie people into groups before they know them and place them where they dont belong if you people understand.


    29 Jun 2005, 21:39

  61. Zo-zo

    hey ho innit!!!!!!
    chavs rnt people tho, they'r all just clones of each other and they have no minds of their own!!!!!!!
    all they no to do is to follow each other in their sad lonley little lives!!!!!!!!

    love u all

    30 Jun 2005, 14:02

  62. Rob

    Oh.. Ma.. Gawd.. If I were to reply to this with all my negative thoughts about Chavs i'd have to copyright it in fear of it being produced into a book.. Though i'll just say this.. Why? What do you benefit? And don't say "o cz we al gt m8s init n bck ech uva up liike" We too have 'm8s' believe it or not. And what's thatIi read about "we r real" WHAT?! Yes.. You make up your own little language, changing a "real" language into a mass of.. shyte? So real.. And the amount of makeup you chav girls wear.. Real? Stand in a wax figure factory and you'd be invisible (i'm pretty sure they're not real ;)) heck, now there's a job idea! sigh


    30 Jun 2005, 22:20

  63. Chav

    Ay geeze yer tlkin wack about me an mah cru, yer guna git yer ead kick in. Nah oym off tah drink cyda on a stret curner wiv mi 12 yr old gurlfrend. Cum in mah ghetto an yer be stabbed

    30 Jun 2005, 22:31

  64. gazza

    u snd fkin wel ard m8!!

    30 Jun 2005, 22:34

  65. chav

    Tanx ked, me names kev liiiike geeze, yer liiik cyder?

    30 Jun 2005, 22:37

  66. stevo

    lyk white lightnin dik ed, innit ked.

    30 Jun 2005, 22:39

  67. gazza

    shit yeh m8, wite lighning yeh? fkin th shit tht is, pissd owt ma mind ye no?

    30 Jun 2005, 22:39

  68. Kev

    Mah gurlfrund is pregges agen star, wot shud we call et?

    30 Jun 2005, 22:41

  69. stevo

    ye ked, i fink i was fuked last nite, lyk dis ded nice fat chav was lyk tryin to fuk me so i stabbed er ked. still dnt fink i ad enuf E's vo.

    30 Jun 2005, 22:41

  70. stevo

    i fink u shud call it devo ked. cus dat is a bostin name

    30 Jun 2005, 22:42

  71. gazza

    sht nic 1 man!! call it summit mint ye, i dno wot bt she gota hav a propa wiked nem

    30 Jun 2005, 22:42

  72. gazza

    ye ste!!! fkin propa nam dat!!

    30 Jun 2005, 22:44

  73. stevo

    lyk ya no man, bostin tunes in da ouse, ouse party @ mine in 3 days tym, must bring E's and heroine and niice ladys for me to break in, innit ked

    30 Jun 2005, 22:45

  74. Kev

    Innit geeze liiike 12 yr olds. i stole me a burberry cap and matching socks ked.

    30 Jun 2005, 22:46

  75. gazza

    aite yeh m8 kev u up fr it ye? i gt a wel kewl albm lik, propa tunes ye

    30 Jun 2005, 22:47

  76. stevo

    ne of yas frow up newhere, i gonna stab ya ven shoot ya in da neck cus i ard ennit ked star. ven i put u in road, and drive ova u cus i got a nova, den i dump ya in da forest afta rapin ur corpse ked

    30 Jun 2005, 22:48

  77. gazza

    na m8 i wnt, sht man ur nova fking wikid, gt a spoila n fking the sht, memba wen we chased bi tht coppa? fkin ace dat was!!! gd job dat car ent urs do, wuda ben fkin niked agen, dey ent gt sht on me

    30 Jun 2005, 22:52

  78. Kev

    yea I ride yer mom an split her ring wiv me thik cok

    30 Jun 2005, 22:53

  79. stevo

    nah man, n dat drive by, shame we had no ammo cus we cudnt afford it ked, but dat was still da shit.

    30 Jun 2005, 22:54

  80. stevo

    what was tht bout ur fat mom kev, cum then son

    30 Jun 2005, 22:55

  81. Kev

    yous on tha dole geeze, liiiike, star, ghetto, wack init?

    30 Jun 2005, 22:55

  82. kev

    Yer kno i neva meant it stev yer moms proppa hot tho ked not underage but she fit geeze

    30 Jun 2005, 22:56

  83. stevo

    ye ked, but i neva have ne food moneys ked, cus i lyk spend ma dole moneys on smack lyl 10 minutes afta lyk ked innit star in die ghettos of north east china

    30 Jun 2005, 22:56

  84. gazza

    fk yeh she is m8, if she wernt ya mom like id do er

    30 Jun 2005, 22:57

  85. stevo

    ye i no man, she is fine. ur mom still fat tho kev

    30 Jun 2005, 22:57

  86. gazza

    sum ppl lik dat do ye no? i dnt lik, fat ent mi style

    30 Jun 2005, 22:58

  87. stevo

    i did ur mom lst nite lyk gaz, tek me wurd for et, she wockard in da sack ked.

    30 Jun 2005, 22:58

  88. Kev

    Eye ro mi fuud from tramps innit. Liike sta em geeze an ma homeys r propper trippin cus there smokin crack an losin their bling in my toilet geeze. Word-up

    30 Jun 2005, 22:58

  89. stevo

    ye kev, u go fishin for dat bling l8a, sell it down tha market for a few bob. lyk my m8s ere are fkin chasin each uva with plants cus they on shrooms n dat diked

    30 Jun 2005, 22:59

  90. stevo

    lyk neone wanna cum joyridin and burnin out sum cars lyk diked. down co-op n dat.

    30 Jun 2005, 23:01

  91. Kev

    Eye on bail homeslice fur cuttin a new mouth in ma muthainlaw. Liiiike stabb her in eye an cut her throat liiiike, im pleadin craziness geeze cus ich bin in dem lebensraum fur meine mutter jedentag in menine ledahosen

    30 Jun 2005, 23:01

  92. Kev

    eye up for a biit of drive by geeze

    30 Jun 2005, 23:02

  93. stevo

    ur momma so ugly dat when she walks down da street people tell her it not hallloweeeen dik ed

    30 Jun 2005, 23:03

  94. Steve

    Yer momma so fat I fucked her an shit dik ed

    30 Jun 2005, 23:04

  95. stevo

    wers gazza gone dat diked, he's walked off with my skunk.

    30 Jun 2005, 23:04

  96. stevo

    YER, ur momma fat kev, but gazza'z moms fit as fuk ked

    30 Jun 2005, 23:05

  97. Kev

    ay geeze yer sista liiike 8 init? can meh sow me seeds in er?

    30 Jun 2005, 23:05

  98. Chantelle

    eye up lads, me 13th tomurra yer still wanna impregnate me?

    30 Jun 2005, 23:06

  99. sxy lil d

    aite boyz, u snd fkin hot ye? wherz u livin? iil bring me m8z n like ye?

    XX sxy lil d XX

    30 Jun 2005, 23:07

  100. stevo

    if ya lyk ked, cus i did er, she got sum experience in her cus dat werent her first time ked, lyk ma m8 hus like 35 had er last year dik ed

    30 Jun 2005, 23:07

  101. stevo

    stfu bitch, u cum down here now so i can fuk u silly before i pop sum caps in your ass

    30 Jun 2005, 23:08

  102. gazza

    stevo m8 mi mum ent fr u t fuk lik, neweys lik she left us fr de postmn, fkin diked he'z liek, sht u girls snd hot, gna cum 2 our party? fkin propa tunes, wikid tyme ye?

    30 Jun 2005, 23:09

  103. Chantelle

    oi sexy feck off get yer own lads, im fuckin all ofv these

    30 Jun 2005, 23:09

  104. stevo

    ye man ked, it lyk tamworth ked, chav central, it heaven man

    30 Jun 2005, 23:09

  105. Kev

    Am goin ter maccys yer liiiike wanna go spend our pointless lives thereer?

    30 Jun 2005, 23:10

  106. stevo

    lyk shoot sum H, pop sum e's have a party ked, get legless

    30 Jun 2005, 23:10

  107. sxy lil d

    i ent wearin nuffin ;) u gt msn? il cam ya, shw ya ma tits ye?

    30 Jun 2005, 23:10

  108. stevo

    nah, not unless u gonna give me a propa show lyk cus i got ma sis in the room now so i wud av to b gd to get me of er lyk

    30 Jun 2005, 23:11

  109. Chantelle

    im gunna drink ma beer put me babby ter sleep then im gunna stab yer sxy, unless yer gunna show me yer minge on cam?

    30 Jun 2005, 23:11

  110. stevo

    yer lyk. can i have the beer bottle when ya finished lyk, cus i fuk then innit cus da bottle neck the perfect size like ked

    30 Jun 2005, 23:12

  111. Kev

    eye wunna fuk a underage gurl. steve wanna share one liiiike proper ghetto?

    30 Jun 2005, 23:12

  112. sxy lil d

    cmon den bitch, i ent fraid of u, get mi boyz to fk u up ye? gona wish u neva messed wit dis bitch!!! stevo il giv u a propa shw lik ye?

    30 Jun 2005, 23:13

  113. stevo

    ye man, how olds chantelle, cus then we can lyk share her, us 2 n gazza lyk. i got her ass cus i lyk anal sex ked

    30 Jun 2005, 23:13

  114. Chantelle

    oim off ter msn now boys add me…

    30 Jun 2005, 23:14

  115. stevo

    ye sxy lil d, i fink i got u added neways lyk, so jus start up ur webcam

    30 Jun 2005, 23:14

  116. Kev

    Liiiiike me an ghetto Chantelle geeze innit star gunna liiike go on cam wack cyder maccys street corner. l8ers lads

    add meh…

    30 Jun 2005, 23:16

  117. gazza

    ste u wan go dwn twn lik? fk sum shit up ye? gona b jokes

    30 Jun 2005, 23:17

  118. depressed


    30 Jun 2005, 23:25

  119. Derek

    Oh please hunny, don't do that, it would hurt! I for whom would hate to know someone inflicted physical pain upon themselves. It can't be as bad as you think.

    30 Jun 2005, 23:28

  120. Dayle

    Hey baby im in the A-team:

    30 Jun 2005, 23:34

  121. Derek

    Oh you are very cute =)

    30 Jun 2005, 23:39


    01 Jul 2005, 17:49

  123. I'm thinking this blog has been hijacked, Eims. Have fun getting trillions of emails from Chavopolis…

    02 Jul 2005, 10:22

  124. Carter

    Haha, that pikey goon who put his picture into The A-Team is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Reeee-spec', boyz. L8er allig8or. While, crok'dile.

    03 Jul 2005, 15:37

  125. Zo-zo

    hey people,
    i have decided to turn!!!!!
    i hate 'grunges' and 'emos' they are all fucking pathetic, they all fuck people over and use them!!!!!!!
    most of them have REALLY little willys! the difference between chavs and that lot is very big!!!!!
    you have to be an 'emo' or 'grunge' or wotever to be able to fit in and at least chavs are sivl 2 each other and people who are not chavs!!!!!
    all that fuckin music they listen to is pathetic and it has no base 2 it!!!!!!

    at least chavs no hw to finger a girl aswell!!!!!!!!!

    mail me back people

    love you all

    06 Jul 2005, 21:30

  126. me

    lol they know how to finger a girl as their used to fingering thweir own ass holes…also they are having sex at the age of 6 and most fathering children

    17 Jul 2005, 10:22

  127. jayz

    what is it with this big obsession wid chav's yer alrite so wat they different does that really give all u simple minded 'normal' people the rite to dis us? Na didnt think so, so shut ure face and get on wid it alrite!
    By the way are there any chav's down in devon?? write bk to me k. peace out fellow chav's.

    25 Jul 2005, 21:14

  128. Becca *C*

    Why don't you all get ur eads owt ur fuckin arses and realise ur just jelus coz uz avnt got the balls to call us chavs to our faces, Sad little Bastards get a life (and a decent shag by da sound ov it!)

    06 Oct 2005, 17:18

  129. oh dear. perhaps i could say the same for you – but, doubtless, such a line of argument would be futile. a decent shag, on the other hand…well, i could tell you some stories…

    07 Oct 2005, 14:12

  130. kirsty

    i aint bein funny yer but we r al individual and CHAVS fuckin rule u whoeva dissis us is cunts init

    07 Oct 2005, 14:48

  131. what? where are you people coming from?!

    07 Oct 2005, 14:54

  132. kirsty

    hey jayz btw yerr there are chavs in devon i live in exeter and there are loads init

    07 Oct 2005, 14:58

  133. kirsty

    hey ta all u fit chav lads if u got msn than add me

    btw the word chav actualy means child so fuck al of ya dat dis us init wankers
    luv ya all lads xxxxxxxxxxx hit me bk xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    09 Oct 2005, 00:40

  134. Canley possy rule, Tile Hill r wankas init – fuck you clener clen this bitch

    09 Oct 2005, 14:12

  135. Raiden

    "Can I bash a faaaaaaaaaag bruv, safe got tweeety pee blad"

    Death to the Chavestry!

    10 Oct 2005, 22:07

  136. Holly

    wot up! chavz r wiked so n e 1 hu disses em r wankas init! if deres n e fit chav lads out dere den ad ma msn addy

    11 Oct 2005, 20:02

  137. Wow! I think you should win a prize for having the entry that's been commented on over the longest period of time! Now, I wonder what happened in August and September that made things so quiet on this entry.

    13 Oct 2005, 02:13

  138. The chavs were in ibeefa (innit?) and the rest of us were working.

    13 Oct 2005, 09:24

  139. join the anti chav mulisha or die all who hate chavs go there. heavy metal rules. i really hate chavs and my school is full of them. i put a chav in casualty with bad head injuries the other day because he started a fight with me by hitting me first so he deserved it.

    13 Oct 2005, 16:29

  140. Paul Free The Weed

    Fuk u all u posh cunts i live in belfast and fukin luv it, yous just dont hav lives and sit in ur house evrynite watchin tv while we go out and get blocked and smoke the owl good shit yeooooooooooooo Fukin posh cunts

    20 Oct 2005, 19:09

  141. Eim's da

    Dear Paul. Easy Jet and Flybe depart regularly from here (Norn Iron) and I am sure they would gladly make room for you for a small fee paid by the plastic bank.Gerry or Marty have a few quid that wasnt handed in so they are good for a tap. How sad it is that you live in Belfast,most of us here commute.No wonder you go out so much and get blocked.I guess I would too if I was in your position,but then lying under a tree looking for an owl to smoke isnt my preferred one.It must be good shit your on and I am so glad you are doing your utmost to "free the weed".Is he locked up too? All the world's a stage and I just wish some people would get on it.Bonkers.Just like this stuff,good example…..............

    During a visit to the Asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
    criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
    empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
    bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
    want a room with or without a view?"

    Chuckle or wha?

    I really must dash————————————————————

    22 Oct 2005, 02:14

  142. Big up the chavs!

    hey guys calm it! Not all chavs are bad! I dont see why you slag em us off when you don't even know us! If you think bout it….those who slag us chavs off are worse! My opinion….BIG UP THE CHAVS!!! We fucking rule! x

    23 Oct 2005, 19:34

  143. charz!

    fuk of u lot r diks!! i live in 7bedroom house opasite a mp m8!! n ima chav so dnt go calin me scum n sayin use al posh coz alot of ya b poorer dan me!!! we go bout ye we loud bcoz we got one life live it wel init! say oh day drink day smoke na atuly not al chavs smoke we drink coz its avin a giggle n we aint got mucha gaist u sept ya fukin stuk up!!! jst leave it coz we gud pple sum r bit stupid but na we ight!!! got prob wiv it tlk 2 me !!

    11 Nov 2005, 18:45

  144. pardon?
    oh, i'm sorry – yes, i would love to discuss this with you further! expect my email in the very near future!

    12 Nov 2005, 23:16

  145. faye

    i just wanna say that all u chavs say u rnt bad people n we shud mind r own business but its kinda hard 2 wen we get abuse shouted at us walkin down da street. dya realli think that if ya wanna get sumwhere in life takin E's n swearin at every possible chance is the rite way 2 go about it. do us all a favour n use ya brains 4 a change so u can realise that it isnt gd to wear fake burberry. n just cos we aint chavs does not mean we dnt hav m8s n cnt hav a gd time.

    13 Nov 2005, 19:39

  146. rebekah

    I agree wiv all u anti chavs out there!! we wudnt av any of this problem if they were all civalised wiv each other like any1 else!! now im not exactly really clever or posh… but i know manners n i know whats right and whats wrong!! Chavs just need 2 learn that, i dont understand why any1 wud want 2 be a chav anyway coz it stands 4 … Counsel Housed and Violent!! why would you want 2 be named that :S now i know all chavs aint that same, n i do get on with some, but most of them go out on friday nights, get E'd up, get wasted, smoke and … if ur anything like the chavs in my school, follow all the nice people around, who on friday just go round 2 their mates house, then u gatecrash us and cause total havoc!!!!!! just coz u treat ur houses like shit holes doesnt mean u treat ours the same!! we look after ourselve!! i think u shud try a little bit harder, maybe not swear as much, drink less, stop the drugs, n become good!!!! :):) byeee xxx

    13 Nov 2005, 19:46

  147. babygoth

    geeesus last tim i can on here you guys were all well up yer arasees and threating to knife eachother…....nicwe to see things have calmed down…........
    i know longer have anything agaiinsts chavs at all just against fucking emos who cant do any thing but poiss me rite off….......

    i know it been a while since i been on and it could be a while before i back agian but i will be back….....

    look after yourselfs guys


    the world is on fire l;ets dance in water!!!

    26 Nov 2005, 18:11

  148. Tanya B

    alryt ppl! ryt…i is a chav+i av no idea y i is on jus wna say not all chavs r lyk wot u is bitchin..sum r propa sound as fuk ryt so dnt b aimin @all ov us m8…n e wayz most ov us wuz bort up lyk dis+ad fukin shit lives so it aint reli r falt! i no ldza me chav m8s dat got decent jobs+shit! i no all u lot is finkin tis tru bout us all bin propa stupid+cnt spell 4shit…i can jus lazy! i gta B in english!! well chufd! ryt…....o+charz 4 payin ur taxes+shit cuz i get dats cuz me fukin dads a lazy cunt!!! got kikd out+liv wiv me sis nw bt dats cuz me dad sed e cnt aford 2 feed me! sociel servises took me away! aint me falt mush! fuk nos wot me moms on…she aint got no money+she livs out in d stix init+i is tryin 2 get a job!!! well….i aint neva cumin on ere agen most probz so if n e ov u lot wna say n e fin email me k…

    26 Nov 2005, 18:13

  149. tanya baker

    email me! xtx

    26 Nov 2005, 18:24

  150. the_anti_chav10

    Don't u just hate chavs and townies. they r such fuckin sheep. they slags losin ther virginity at 11 lmao that is sad, theyr first kid always fatherd by ther uncle. i wish i cud burn all the damn burberry in the world and then shit on the ashes. so children read this comment and spread this message… HATE CHAVS, BE NOT A SHEEP, IF U C 1 THROW A BRICK AT IT. DO UR BIT 2 CLEAN UP THE STREETS, KILL A GOD DAMN CHAV!!! join me and together we will rid the world of this disturbing class of "people"
    the_anti_chav10 out!!! XxXx

    02 Dec 2005, 23:20

  151. Jo

    who ever added that chav thing about Belfast was right! Belfast chavs are the worst.

    13 Dec 2005, 20:40

  152. anti chav

    i h8 chavs dey go bout finkin dey hard but ive got news 4 dem ur nt!! ur fukin trampy bastards hu shud be shot!!

    15 Dec 2005, 19:19

  153. jessica- charv foward

    well i was tryin to be grown up about this be f**k right off.
    i hatel you snobs who think your better then us because ur higher in socity,and u have more money.
    well shud i tell u sumit im the biggest charv going and i liv in a e-band house my parents own 3 05 regerstartion range rovers and own a haulage company worth ova 2.5 million pounds, so much for us all being poor tramps.
    and as for my education i go to 1 of the most highly acclaimed private schools in the country and another thing is i deserve to be, because believe me when i say that my reading is proberbly higher then yours u pompiss arse holes.
    fair anoth when it comes to us charvs i behaviour is not always wat u see as exceptable, but i think one of the main problems is that u elders dont like the sight of change. have u never realisesed that this slander and abuse towards charvs is really a form of rasims, after all being a charv is just the way dress and the way u express ur belives.
    jessica/ newcastle/15
    p.s. i think i our own ways were all as bad as each other, so sought ur selves out u snobs

    18 Dec 2005, 21:58

  154. W.K.E. GAL

    i am a chav-ette n al chavs pis on al u oda freaki, shit groupies. we'r da bolox kid innit! Ma crew is da W.K.E. (Wyberton Kirton Elite) Big up starky, quanty, simon, ben-ou-ou ben, robbo, jase, dave, dec, garth, alex n da rest ov yaz, u al blingin ma babes! loves yaz al kida's luv goldie gal x x x

    21 Dec 2005, 20:44

  155. Sophie

    LOL! Reading through all off these messages firstly made me think that us "normal people" are harsh on these "perfective low life chavs" but now Im thinking you wankers after there comments on how they have "loadsa mates" an someone mentioned going out and smoking sum shit! omg! Tell me if im wrong but thats sad! Can I say that chavs who put on a big front to look big and hard is stupid!Who you impressing?no one I can answer that for you dont work your brain too hard! Also chavs who come on here , is like what the fuck you doing?Dont admit your a chav its a bad thing.Chavs are people who think their hard! You only pick on people who are littler then you! An hate hearing the truth!Thats why your all so pissed off by this!! hehehehehehehehe fuck you wanker!

    luvs your site sopie xxxxxxxxxx

    06 Feb 2006, 17:46

  156. Claire

    if ur a chav and u know it clap ur hands :P loool
    im sooo not a chav but i did once wear a burberry skirt lol X

    10 Feb 2006, 21:09

  157. J

    Firstly, I think that some of the people on this site should go back to school and learn English! I am really quite shocked that so many of these 'chav's' are trying to defend themselves when, half the people who the messages are intended for can't understand them because of the utterly childish spelling!!!!

    Secondly, if you want 'respect' all you self-proclaimed 'chav's' out there, then please, please, I emplore you, stop trying to act like you have the worlds largest chip on your shoulder and for heavens sake, please trying driving your 'chavved up' cars in front of your own parents/grandparents house at 11pm and see if the noise that comes out of them (and you for that matter) doesn't envoke your parents to take away your car keys.

    Also, some words to the wise: A good education is only good when it is used in the right way.
    Just because it takes graft to make something in life doesn't mean to say that those who do graft are snobs/posh/bitch's etc. etc. it means that they have the balls to TRY. They derserve your so called 'respect'.
    Finally, fists are not the answer to your problems because there will always be someone with BIGGER fists than you and they will be raring to use them.

    Penny put in. Game Played. Game over.

    12 Feb 2006, 17:03

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