JOKES DU JOUR
Afternoon all! Hope everyone had a very merry Christmas indeed. Mine was great, especially as I woke up on Christmas morning to find that my house had been miniaturised and placed inside a shakable snowscene. Ace! Anyway, one of my favourite parts of Christmas is the 'jokes' inside crackers…here are some of my favourites, with a bit of a farmyard animal theme…
'Why did the farmer call his horse Blacksmith?'
'The horse kept making a bolt for the door.'
'What do you get if you cross a sheep with a grasshopper?'
'A woolly jumper.'
'What are the initials of a hungry horse?'
'What is yellow and a whizz at maths?'
'A banana with a pocket calculator.'
'What comes out of the ground at ninety miles per hour?'
'A turbo charged carrot.'
'Why is it hard to steal canals?'
'Because of all the locks.'
'A pie walks into a bar. 'Sorry' says the barman, 'we don't serve food in here'.'
And my personal favourite…
'What cake flies through the air and comes back again?'
I would have more, but I slipped into a coma at an early stage of proceedings during Christmas dinner. Can anyone beat these?