June 13, 2005

i'm sharp enough to know i got a chore to do, it's true

sits back with a look of wry amusement at the chav argument which seems to have developed in my absence

well now, well now, what a collection of days! i haven't been on campus for a little while due to being on 'research leave' (yeah whatever) which has enabled me to do a great amount of lying around and watching 'family guy'. despite this apparent apathy, i'm now feeling tired enough to have problems using my left hand. but no matter – push on, push on! this weekend was grand enough – recently-departed housemate dave felt the magnetism of chesham sufficiently to return for a visit, which was ace. unfortunately, seeing a collection of all of my least favourite people in one room on saturday night was less ace, and inspired feelings of gerbil-murdering rage which were tempered somewhat by the presence of the ever-intriguing miss random and by yet more overheard strains of leamington's apparent anthem, 'the wild rover'. it was proven during last night's game of gin rummy that i am incapable of lying (try me), i still can't open the driver door of my car – but bread stocks remain unusually high, so chesham is a mixed blessing.

random, i told you i'd find you a picture of a hamster in a towel, and i wasn't lying.

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  1. Carter

    You were SO rumbled at Rummy. Not so Rain Man with the old deck o' cards after all, eh?!

    God, the man sitting next to me right now is boring…

    13 Jun 2005, 15:48

  2. damnit!
    i only cheated once :(

    13 Jun 2005, 15:54

  3. just overheard in the learning grid: 'my car costs more to insure, innit? cos it's green.'

    13 Jun 2005, 15:56

  4. Gordon R

    My car costs more to insure because actually I'm an idiot.

    Hamster in a towel??? Who'd have thought it? What next? Chrysallids in a bed?

    13 Jun 2005, 16:07

  5. You're all batshit.

    Yes, I've finished exams and can now return to adding sarky oneliners to your conversations.

    13 Jun 2005, 17:12

  6. will you be present at the penultimate Top B this evening Eim? I thought i'd go see what all the brouhaha was about and could do with some relief from The Beige of Our Lives

    13 Jun 2005, 18:41

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