August 14, 2005

i just got sold to humble pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer

'that's it', i thought to myself this morning, without a shred of surprise, 'leatherface has finally arrived in canley.'

yes, dearest reader, i was awoken today by the delightful strains of an UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING LOUD mechanical whirring which promised to generate the long-awaited canley chainsaw massacre. staring out of my window in bleary-eyed delight, i eagerly anticipated a vision of slaughter from next door's garden. not tonight, josephine, but i'm keeping my fingers crossed.

my dissertation currently stands at 13,698 words out of 20,000, which is fair enough, but i'm a bit fed up with it, to say the least.


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  1. Cathy

    congrats on the dissertation progress

    but did you have to put sodding Tiny Dancer back in my head?

    14 Aug 2005, 16:21

  2. Konstantin

    Gzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! or do chainshaws go Qrveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?

    14 Aug 2005, 17:46

  3. Mmm, I think I'm inspired to go and play in the tool shed now…

    14 Aug 2005, 20:21

  4. Mmm massacre. I hope the word 'chavicide' is suitably distasteful.

    Good luck with the diss'.

    15 Aug 2005, 10:52


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