August 25, 2005

i didn't go over the falls, george

well now, well now!

it has come to my attention that i have, in fact, FINISHED my dissertation. it's looking nice and pretty in its red binding and its name is: 'Closing the Open Road: Rednecks, revenge and the rationalisation of rebellion in milennial American cinema'. i'm off to hand it in very soon, which is quite a bizarre feeling. we've had a long and tumultuous relationship and i will be sad to see it go. i don't even feel particularly inspired to celebrate; instead, i will tidy up my room and probably go to the park and play frisbee (or 'crispee' as the canleyites term it). i will, however, be baby b-ing it tomorrow, so for those of you who attend, watch out for roisin and myself doing our very special 'wuthering heights' dance.
anyway, in other news. all is well in the canley house, fleur has gone to leeds, and i have just received this email:

I am Basil Luta.attorney to Late paulton Allen a foreigner and an
Engineer with Atlas Engineering Co.Late paulton Allens has an account
with B.I.DB. which he set up in 1980.He died in 1996 in Benin Republic
of West Africa.
I received a memo early this year from the international remittance
unit of Banque .Internationale Du.Benin(B.I.D.B) for an interview about
$45M USD that belongs to my client Late P.Allen ,The Bank informed me
on their policy to Freeze the account of Late Paulton Allen and
redirect his funds $45m usd back to government treasury because they
saw no next of kinin his entire file within the bank and his acct has
been dormant for many years which is against the policy of the B.I.DB.
I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with
foreign account as the foreign beneficiary to that fund.I have resolved
to share the money in this ratio.50% for me,35% for you ,10% for the
remittance manager in the bank who has agreed to guide us for the
success of our objectives and 5% for expences we might incurre in the
processing of this transaction.
I will need your full name and address,including your bank account
informations where the funds will be processed into. i will also need
your telephone and fax numbers for oral communications too.I will start
the processing of all the legal documents to back up your claim
immediately you send all the required information.I will give you
further details on the entire process when i receive your positive
response.
Rrgards
Basil Luta

i am more than a little sceptical.


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  1. Carter

    But you sent him your bank details anyway though, didn't you. I bet you did, you gullible twunt.

    25 Aug 2005, 12:38

  2. of course i did

    25 Aug 2005, 12:45

  3. Mmmm dissertation hand-in/hand-off whatever, it's an odd one i'll agree. Mind you so is the ability to reference your unpublished work.

    Erm, yeah i think you should 'do' this quiz: entitled "Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?" – appologies if you've done it already.

    Le Quiz: link

    26 Aug 2005, 10:08

  4. Konstantin

    I wanna baby b and wave my hands round and round and call out 'heathcliff'! instead, I am sitting in my living room watching… ready, steady, cook…
    :-((((

    26 Aug 2005, 16:30

  5. Well this is what you'll get, if you mess with us.

    – At least it's not Charlotte Church.

    26 Aug 2005, 17:46

  6. Konstantin

    you didn't see me four years ago in the first top b of the year, drunk, in the middle of a circle of friends dancing to 'can't take you out of my head' moves and all…
    aaaah, youth…
    yes, the good times, the good times…

    26 Aug 2005, 21:59


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