Follow-up to worst tattoo i have ever seen from Talking Behind the Psychic's Back
no, no, i take it all back!
find me a tattoo worse than this!!
13 Jul 2005 23:37
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Stop drawing on your friend's skin already!
13 Jul 2005, 23:49
oops! my bad!
13 Jul 2005, 23:50
It's okay, it just seems unhealthy. Why not just draw on paper?
14 Jul 2005, 00:02
such beautiful work deserves permanence!
14 Jul 2005, 00:03
I told her to stop and she just pinned me down and scribbled all over me, then she took my photo to add to the degrading process.
14 Jul 2005, 00:11
yeah that's you! that's you!
14 Jul 2005, 00:12
14 Jul 2005, 00:13
has anyone else noticed the complete clutter I live in? and the fact I just happily stripped off in what looks like a very messy garage?
14 Jul 2005, 00:19
Disclaimer: the above picture is NOT of my girlfriend.
14 Jul 2005, 00:21
It is, it is! I've seen her! She looks just like that!!!
14 Jul 2005, 00:25
14 Jul 2005, 00:27
cruise: me too. what did i do to deserve this?
14 Jul 2005, 00:29
you deserve it for having such a horrible girlfriend with such a grim tattoo. you are very bad.
14 Jul 2005, 00:31
i wrote you a poem!
well, okay, i didn't. ravenz23 did.
14 Jul 2005, 00:32
I took some powerful painkillers.
I have a 7am start and it's half past midnight.
Holly – you can't even drink coke, you should be taking it easy on the codein.
and eim – you love your girlfriend's tattoo but I'm sure she appreciates the poem!
14 Jul 2005, 00:34
random: that's fucking horrible, people are actually going to think that's you.
cruise: i think you might win…i have a movie to watch tonight, a 9am start, and random's coming to ireland. sweet christ.
Not codein. Codein is for whusses. We're talking ibuprofen baby, yeah!
14 Jul 2005, 00:36
Well take it easy on the smelling salts.
For all your infos – I'm dead hot. You can call me Jessica, natch
early start for me too so i can buys some prezzies for ireland!!!!!
14 Jul 2005, 00:40
The dreamboat is about to sail
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14 Jul 2005, 01:07
where the hell did celine just come from??
14 Jul 2005, 01:08
my cabbage baby and I are very excited to be visiting Northern Island tomorrow. could we stay at yours?
14 Jul 2005, 01:10
14 Jul 2005, 01:11
my world implodes
14 Jul 2005, 01:14
my baby's name is Patatoof. I'm sure you'll love it.
WHAT??? NO! someone worse than me!! get away, get away
what fresh lunacy is this!
14 Jul 2005, 01:15
Hang on, Northern Island? Must be foreign speak, or someone very clever!
what did you expect? there'd be a Titanic le musical and I wouldn't be in it?
14 Jul 2005, 01:16
AAARGH what is happening
14 Jul 2005, 01:17
in french canadien it is pronounced northern island. pah. les anglais.
what is this schizophrenia!
14 Jul 2005, 01:18
I promise that is not me!!! Celine is more loopy than old Gordon
14 Jul 2005, 01:19
you're breaking my heart. and patatoof's. you don't love celine dion in northern island? titanic is from belfast, non?
14 Jul 2005, 01:20
Thank you, tis not me. I don't know enough French to spell anglais
14 Jul 2005, 01:21
Oh god, some candian has found your blog and is trying to wheedle their way into your life. I best keep you safe with me!!!!
but hey, you were always detined for stardom. maybe you will marry celine and I will be left to cry in the gutter
14 Jul 2005, 01:22
Patatoof! My son from my husband-four-times-my-age!
finally, celine and i, together at last!
'every night in my dreams, i see you, i feeeeeel you'
14 Jul 2005, 01:24
Celine is a crone
if you're nice to me you can have a tattoo of me done on you. it would be a dream come true, non?
14 Jul 2005, 01:25
oh my god. i've gotta get out of this place before random and celine have a schizophrenic deathmatch.
14 Jul 2005, 01:26
Well Eim already has my face on her arm and I have hers on the back of my small hand so there's really no room.
But Celine, do you know how much trouble you're causing me?? I've eimear in the other ear blaming me and it will ruin our harmonious relationship.
why does nobody ever answer the questions i pose on my blog or post anything of the remotest relevance to the subject matter of the entry??
whatever you say, my heart will go on.
Patatoof et moi will be at your door at 8am.
14 Jul 2005, 01:27
14 Jul 2005, 01:28
celine and patatoof, whose computer are you using to post these divine comments?
14 Jul 2005, 01:29
It's your mum!!!
I can't tell you. my millions of japanese fans will then come here and tear me and patatoof to pieces in their hysterical adoration.
14 Jul 2005, 01:30
I sense a crude generalisation from the blog owner's side here. Relevant comments have been posted, though they might have been swamped by celebrities posting here unasked.
14 Jul 2005, 01:31
yeah. nice try, random!
good point – sorry, thorwald. thank you for responding in kind. it's just that my blog suffers such a deluge of utter loons, i don't know whether i'm coming or going. i mean, celine is bad enough, but when patatoof gets involved…
14 Jul 2005, 01:32
Yes thank you Thorwald.
Celine – stay away!!!! I have spent months posing as a random stranger to win my love and I'm not having any of it. You can't play my game! Stick to the singing and cabbages
you have upset patatoof, now.
14 Jul 2005, 01:34
For god's sake I have to go to bed and I can't leave this open. Please just prove Celine is not me. I'm going to be dumped or ursurped by another stranger on the net.
Gordon R, you sound very sexy
14 Jul 2005, 01:35
random, celine, patatoof and red, you're one and the same, you absolute nutjob!
14 Jul 2005, 01:36
Oh god and that's just the sort of thing I'd say if I was Celine.
Well yes I am sexy. but it's not me Eim, really!!!!!
14 Jul 2005, 01:37
I know, I know, I know. It's Eimear, Celine is Eimear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 Jul 2005, 01:38
well, that's a patent untruth
14 Jul 2005, 01:39
Ok point made. But now there's a giant moth about to eat me and please let me go to bed. But I can't sleep thinking eim is going to run off with hag features.
hehehe…i don't think it's gonna work out between me and celine, somehow ;-) nice one!!
14 Jul 2005, 01:40
Celine and Patatoof are very close friends of mine. Don't slag them off.
14 Jul 2005, 01:42
Phew. and note the same time of mine and Celine's last comments. same same.
now there's a mosquito.
how will I sleep?
14 Jul 2005, 01:43
how did you guess? has the stink of feta infiltrated the web?
i love patatoof.
random, there is not a MOSQUITO in your leamington abode, don't be so extreme!
hehehe..something gave it away, i'm not sure what! keep patatoof's comments coming though!
14 Jul 2005, 01:44
Leamington IS extreme. if there is a mosquito it's four feet wide.
There is there is. I've lived in a jungle and can spot one a mile off.
Bed, bed, bed, ireland in 12 hours!!!!
14 Jul 2005, 01:45
oh, I challenge you to find a pic of a Celine tattoo. I'm sure some wacko in this world has one.
hehe! bed for me too, but i'll get onto the search for a celine tattoo! i know someone out there somewhere has a michael barrymore one!
14 Jul 2005, 01:47
14 Jul 2005, 01:48
You all crazy.
Says the girl who spent last night throwing pine cones through a mate's window.
And why was I top of the list of suspects?
14 Jul 2005, 08:57
I can't believe this is happening. Diggenes and Ballard, you must take hold of your senses. This is rapidly becoming… dare I say it… yes… "random". It's just a stone's throw away from having Rogers and Sigournay weigh in for some wacky automotive banter. My god!
14 Jul 2005, 12:24
hey, not my bad! it's all konstantin. still, the existence of patatoof is something in which we can all rejoice.
NOW CHEER UP, YOU MISERABLE BASTARD
15 Jul 2005, 01:08
88 comments, deary me
15 Jul 2005, 15:27
Why was I ON the list of suspects? And why am I reading irrelevant 2 week old blogs? And why are all the people I know insane?
30 Jul 2005, 18:03
i'm sorry. This tattoo is worse. what do I win?
that's a corn dog.
29 Aug 2005, 06:35
oh sweet jesus. YOU WIN IT ALL!!!
06 Sep 2005, 23:18
Me myself I just fuckin’ hate “sweet” tattoos so this one (http://z.about.com/d/tattoo/1/0/R/s/121804b.jpg) is totally ugly even if the one you’ve got a picutre of is sliiiightly uglyer ;)
28 May 2007, 17:20
were you f*in drunk when you got that tat…what the hell does a corn dog have to do w/ an indian…for christsake
04 Jun 2007, 21:21
09 Sep 2007, 18:52