April 13, 2005

eim's art school: LESSON FOUR

lesson four will be centred mostly around the suckitude of claude monet.

monet's paintings look variously like my own vision of the world during a particularly severe migraine…

…and like a big old pile of puke…

tonight's homework is to determine which painting makes you feel more nauseous – monet's 'waterlilies' or van gogh's 'sunflowers.'
boik!


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  1. I always felt that Monet's work was also far too busy.

    13 Apr 2005, 13:02

  2. Roisin

    Waterlilies kills me – the problem with liking french literature is that every novel has some shitty money painting as its front cover – gah! Monet totally sucks

    13 Apr 2005, 18:37

  3. Just in case you were interested – here's the comment that should have been here hours ago:
    Green is poison, yellow is sunny i.e. happiness. Waterlilies smell strongly which isn't good when hungover. Monet is French, Van Gogh Dutch. In terms of nauseation, Monet 3 – Van Gogh 0.

    13 Apr 2005, 22:41


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