April 01, 2005

Eim's art school: LESSON TWO

god, i'm in the learning grid, ALONE, and i will be here until 2am, so if anyone fancies paying me a visit, please do. anyway, at least i can get some SERIOUS WORK DONE while i'm here. hmmm…

anyway, here's lesson two of my art school.
'the kiss' by gustav klimt absolutely and utterly sucks. look at for a moment.

do you see how badly it sucks? good, i'm glad we understand each other.

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  1. There's no sucking depicted. Maybe that's the problem, identified!

    01 Apr 2005, 22:10

  2. guhhhh…
    if you hate celine dion and babies, surely you must hate this picture?

    01 Apr 2005, 22:11

  3. Yes; there's no sucking depicted in that picture either. Have these artists no sense of the aesthetic?

    01 Apr 2005, 22:29

  4. There is an awful lot of colours on there…almost like a chav carpet after a friday night…

    01 Apr 2005, 23:06

  5. absolutely no sense of the aesthetic, ms cooper. you seem to have a good understanding of the ways of true artistry – would you like to suggest a topic for the next lesson?

    claire – your comparison of 'the kiss' to a chav carpet has been keeping me laughing for the last five minutes…top of the class! :-)

    01 Apr 2005, 23:31

  6. Thank you, Ms. Ballard. I suggest:
    "Matisse: Is becoming painter of choice for Pizza Express punishment enough?"

    Have we already covered this? I have a note for missing the first lesson from your mum.

    01 Apr 2005, 23:46

  7. excellent choice of topic! it shall be expanded to include matisse's partner in crap, joan miro! i'll get onto that asap…

    02 Apr 2005, 00:24

  8. Leave Joan Miro alone!?

    I'm not liking these art classes, they appear to be knocking all the artists I like, yet they appear to be classes as in stuff where you learn stuff and do exams and stuff. Did you mark my A level Art? Is that why I got a D?

    02 Apr 2005, 03:06

  9. hmmm. well, tell me which artists you dislike, and i'll do a class on them…yyyyyyes?

    02 Apr 2005, 20:02

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