June 20, 2005

dicaprio's face slashed by madwoman

well now!
what a busy few days. first there was ben folds on friday night which was unbelievably, phenomenally, wordlessly amazing. then straight over to tocil to start planning our contribution to the warwick shootout and for me to attempt to calm some screaming harridan who would do little but interminably repeat the phrase 'my boyfriend's gone for a walk! he has hay fever! HE MIGHT BE DEAD!' and appear at regular events right in front of my face, silently screaming in super mega ultra close-up. after a ridiculous day in the sun, we finished our movie and went home knackered and sunburnt but happy! yesterday was the shootout reception and then the leamington peace festival… the atmosphere has been ace over the last few days and i'm looking forward to the big easy today! all is fantastic!

oh…i forgot to tell a joke. er…

What's green and runs around a field?
A hedge.

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  1. Hmm, what's going down at the Big Easy this year?

    20 Jun 2005, 11:34

  2. Gordon R

    That is such a funny joke!!!!!

    20 Jun 2005, 18:52

  3. guh!

    20 Jun 2005, 18:52

  4. Gordon R

    You love that joke!!!!

    20 Jun 2005, 18:54

  5. you love my face

    20 Jun 2005, 18:59

  6. Gordon R

    Come on now – he had HAY FEVER!!! and it was 4am – definitely high hay fever time!!!

    20 Jun 2005, 18:59

  7. Gordon R

    I love you face and I love your gammy toe!

    21 Jun 2005, 12:02

  8. Aaaargh. Sad thing is I didn't even make the joke intentionally…prone to unintentional innuendo

    Classic quote:
    Bashmore: So what do you want to do now?
    Shall: ummm, sit down somewhere and put something in my mouth

    22 Jun 2005, 02:00

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