May 05, 2005

class dog / MY BROKEN LIFE (boohoo)

this dog is so class.

other than that, i'm feeling pretty relaxed. handed in my essay, voted, car door entirely broke which means i'll probably have to get a new one. but even that's cool. i can deal with a harlequin car. in fact, i think it'd look pretty ace.

rehearsals continue for 'noir way out' which will be shown on the 20th and 21st May – please do come along.
and, just when we thought it was safe to get back in the water, carter and i are heading back to rainbows again tonight…watch this space!

one last thing which has just struck me… if you're thinking of working for fitness first, don't. i worked for the cannon park branch last summer, have still not been paid despite contacting them at regular intervals since then, and my job consisted of trying to convince toothless canley-ite inbreds to join the gym and being told to fuck off. it wouldn't have been worth it for a great deal of money, and it certainly wasn't worth it for free. i'm not going to give up though.

my dissertation 'work in progress' presentation so far consists of the following words..

"Dissertation ‘Work in Progress’ presentation".

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  1. Carter

    He looks like he's been hit repeatedly on the head with a brick, for chuff's sake! Has this dog been lobotimsed?! Why is his tongue lolling insanely from his retarded mouth?! And why, if you wanted to measure the dimensions of his head, would you have to use some version of Pythagoras?!

    05 May 2005, 11:02

  2. oh.

    05 May 2005, 11:02

  3. Gordon R

    The tongue disturbs me.

    05 May 2005, 11:15

  4. the dog is class.

    05 May 2005, 11:16

  5. Gordon R

    it isn't yours is it?

    05 May 2005, 11:20

  6. Gordon R

    Oh – and is your latest play full of black comedy and dry wit that would suit Gordon's taste perfectly??

    05 May 2005, 11:23

  7. nahh not my benji dog. he's equally class though.

    05 May 2005, 11:24

  8. there is black comedy a-plenty. it's written by tom steward (aka Reverend Tom from the Indiscretions) and is an amalgamation of a lot of genres but especially film noir. and i'm in it. so that should suit your taste well enough, no?

    05 May 2005, 11:26

  9. Gordon R

    Ahhh I remember your dog now, the Basil Brush look-a-like.
    Film noir (fear mistrust paranoi)+Eimear+crazy man I've seen doing crazy stuff on stage = intrigued Gordon

    05 May 2005, 11:30

  10. well, you're going to have to come along and watch, then! have u been to any other freshblood stuff? and when did u see tom? at abandon perchance?

    05 May 2005, 11:35

  11. Gordon R

    Do you have the femme-fatale role in the play? That might encourage me to come and watch.
    I've seen that crazy man many a time, last time he was waving some sticks in the air.

    05 May 2005, 11:43

  12. haha…

    no, surprisingly enough, i don't. have you ever actually seen me?!

    05 May 2005, 11:45

  13. Gordon R

    Just the once, just the once.(oh, actually twice, the comedy night too)
    Anyway, what's stopping you throwing on a wig, augmenting your cheekbones, a bit of red lipstick and you are…..Faye Dunaway, Chinatown.

    05 May 2005, 11:53

  14. oh – what was the time that wasn't the comedy night, then?
    i don't think i'm quite cut out for that role. my 6'1 frame and rippling muscular physique general stockiness mean that i am suited only for another role as a psychotic man. it's the part i was born to play, baby!

    05 May 2005, 11:56

  15. however… there is a femme fatale in the play. in fact i think there are two.

    05 May 2005, 12:00

  16. Gordon R

    Hallelujah -someone taller than me! Hmpf, I want to play a femme fatale, think i could look quite good from behind a screen of cigarette smoke (only as it would block my face, gosh, so self-deprecating) – very Marlene Dietrich.

    05 May 2005, 12:07

  17. well, you should have auditioned, gordon random! maybe next time…

    05 May 2005, 12:18

  18. Gordon R

    French mime in a straightjacket is more my thing.

    05 May 2005, 12:46

  19. yeah, that makes plenty of sense.

    05 May 2005, 12:48

  20. Gordon R

    I knew you'd see it that way.
    Why is your life now broken?

    05 May 2005, 12:50

  21. well, it was an extreme reaction to the fact that my car is now held together with sellotape, really.

    05 May 2005, 12:54

  22. Gordon R

    Ah well, don't cry apple pie.

    05 May 2005, 13:02

  23. i'll try and keep it together! so, gordon random, what on earth are you up to today?

    05 May 2005, 13:11

  24. Gordon R

    Trying, trying so hard to write and get somewhere near 5000 words before I have to hot foot it on to a train to go up North.

    05 May 2005, 13:50

  25. what's happening up north?

    05 May 2005, 13:53

  26. Gordon R

    A collaboration on some project, currently surrounded in mystery, and which will probably mean I have to write more and more and MORE than I have to already.

    05 May 2005, 14:02

  27. Shall

    Hi Eim, I'm going to have to miss the Grid and dash home to vote! However not going to Maximo Park anymore cos can't be arsed. GRR. See you later, hope the Grid isn't overheating.

    05 May 2005, 18:00

  28. alrite shall! hope you got your vote in okay. i didn't make it back to the grid either, it was eschewed in favour of blockbuster and listening to pan pipe covers of 'unchained melody' in cannon park. see you soon though, come visit us over the weekend if you're around!

    06 May 2005, 12:13

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