All entries for Thursday 31 March 2005

March 31, 2005

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Follow-up to 'titanic: the musical', and more from Talking Behind the Psychic's Back

after watching a documentary last night about northern irish people sleeping in bonfires, i'm afraid that i have got absolutely nothing more to say to northern ireland whatsoever. this expression will have to suffice.

eim's art school – LESSON ONE

that's right, dearest reader! over the next few weeks / until i get fed up / until i am threatened with legal action, i will be using my vastly educated mind to present you with a comprehensive understanding of ART in all of its multifarious forms. i'm going to start off with an easy lesson…

Lesson One: Determining the Difference between Magritte and Matisse

okay, i know that you've got them mixed up, and how embarrassing that can be at a dinner party! so i'm going to make it simple for you. magritte is the one who's a great painter, matisse really sucks. you got it? here are some sample pictures to illustrate..

Matisse: rubbish

Magritte: ace

Matisse: rubbish

Magritte: ace

you get it now, rube? ah? ah? you get it??

tune in next time to learn about the italian masters!

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