All entries for Tuesday 16 August 2005
August 16, 2005
here is what i would look like if i was crossed with the polar bear that lives on the top of glacier mints.
okay, having just received this shit email from everyone in the world…
"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who
calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay
awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who
kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the
world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand
in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is
constantly reminding you of how much he cares about
you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one
who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl, or
you will have bad luck for the rest of your
if i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend if u
have a lot of love for some1… copy and send this to
ur whole list…in 5 mins ur true love will call or
You have just been DEATHWISHED. Tonight at midnight
your true love will realize they like you. Something
good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it
could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock
of your life. If you break this chain, you will be
cursed with relationship problems for the most
important time of your life. Send this to 15 people in
15 minutes to carry on the chain…and spare yourself
the emotional stress."
…i am rather alarmed at the cybernetic jihad which seems to have been taken out on my life. watch this space to find out if my refusal to forward this email to any other poor bastards has, indeed, fucked up my love life beyond revocation.
small bite of nails