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October 14, 2005

SMASH HITS STYLE EXTRA EIM GOSSIP FACTS INFO POSTERS!!!

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Right, Canley Library is yielding less fruit than I had anticipated, so…

A AREA CODE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW:
CV4. That's Canley.

B- BIRTHDAY:
Remember, remember, the 5th of February!

C- CURRENT CRUSH:
Er…um…
hmm…
ah…
i think I have to put…
Gordon Random?
Christ that's weird!

D- FAVOURITE DRINK:
My favourite drink is a MOCHA FRAPPUCINO FROM STARBUCKS THANK YOU VERY MUCH only because I get to watch horrible sloans spooning 'babychinos' to their children as I drink it in wordless astonishment.

E- LAST THING EATEN:
My lunch! Waffles.

F- FAVORITE FOOD:
Pizza pizza pizza yum

G- WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN:
Hmm, good question. If I continue to study next year, I may call this my sabbatical year, or something similar. As it is, three years undergrad + one year postgrad = disgruntled unemployed Eim.

H- CURRENTLY HATE:
Panicking about the future.

I- I THINK:
That everything will probably turn out just fine.

J- CURRENT JOB:
NONE! For the first time in my life, I can say that I am UTTERLY UNEMPLOYED. I'm not a student, I'm not anything. Nevertheless, I am, of course, employed in THE WAYS OF LOVE.

K- ANY KIDS:
Not today, I'm trying to cut down

L- I LOVE:
Friends friends friends yes yes yes and family
films, watching the autumn leaves falling (well it's true), laughing like a lunatic
er…Gordon?

M- FAVORITE MOVIE:
My favourite of all time remains Hitchcock's 'Rebecca'. Also in my top few are 'The Wicker Man', 'Don't Look Now' and 'The Dreamers'. And looking forward to watching 'Tarnation' later. I love movies.

N- YOUR PHONE NUMBER:
Now, look what happened to me the last time I gave that out on here…

O- OVER OR UNDER:
Que? Both!

P- FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE:
I like 'Si' by Cerruti but it makes me feel a bit maudlin. So I'll say 'Le Male' by Gaultier because WHAT COULD MAKE ME FEEL MORE MANLY THAN LE MALE?

Q- ANY LITTLE QUIRKS ABOUT YOURSELF?:
Hmm. I look very Oriental in the mornings. My existence bewilders some people. I eat all the yoghurt before I eat the crunchy bits in the little side pocket.

R- LAST ROAD TRIP:
Leamington-Coventry-Leamington-Coventry-Leamington-Coventry…
Little Fitz the Fiesta is bearing up reasonably well under the strain, and I can now do this drive on absolute auto-pilot. Or auto-driver, if you will. Last drive I think I did to anywhere else was to the 'Coventry Hill Hotel'. Reasoning, as we did, that driving towards the hotel would be our best bet, how we laughed as we watched it sail past on our right and got stuck on a mammoth Birmingham Road traffic jam until we eventually found a flyover, turned around and got stuck in the traffic jam on the other side of the road. Driving stresses me out a little.

S- DO YOU SMOKE?:
Well, no I don't. I smoke about five cigarettes a year.

T- FAVORITE TV SHOW:
Oh, I'm not too big into TV really. I quite enjoy awaking to the wise words of Jeremy Kyle and eating my dinner to the shrill soundtrack of 'Coronation Street'. Still love 'South Park' though, and 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' is my all-time favourite.

U- COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR:
My underwear is covered in pictures of dancing burlesque-esque ladies and has 'LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS' written all over it. Well, you did ask. Oh and in fact that leads me neatly on to…

V- LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS:
About four years ago, and it was completely awesome. I'll go back when I want to get married…

W- YOUR WISH:
For peace and happiness…yeah yeah yeah

X- X-RAYS TAKEN THIS YEAR:
I have only ever had two x-rays that I can remember, one of which occurred on new year's eve 2004 as doctors suspected that in fact MY LUNGS HAD COLLAPSED. False alarm, though. Never broken a bone either.

Y- NAME THAT STARTS WITH A Y:
Er…Ythomas? Yjohn. Yoshima!

Z- ZODIAC SIGN:
Aquarius, as in 'the age of'. Awesome!


Pandas on tour

Well, well, well. Not much blogging this week due to jobseeking business. Having quit my job at OCSET with a dramatic flourish after being threatened by a particularly irate customer, I am officially unemployed. Nevertheless, I remain optimistic that something will come up, sooner or later. Until then, I am embroiling myself within the thriving Canley community, having joined both the Library and the Medical Centre today. In fact, I'm quite enjoying the Canley library, where I am seated as I type, and I anticipate finding gainful employment in the near future. In fact…Anyone fancy giving me a job? I am friendly and generally optimistic, and I have a large face suitable for stopping holes in plumbing or in the sides of ships. My general bulky buffness prevents me from spindling up chimneys to clean them, but I have no qualms about sending Gordon Random / Carter up in my place. I have a strong and virile body useful in rescuing cats, old ladies and kites from trees, and I have that general olde worlde Irish charm so lacking in the contemporary workaday world. Anyone? No? Well then…Look at this very silly website instead, whilst I wring my hands in wordless panic.

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