All entries for Sunday 14 August 2005
August 14, 2005
…and you've got to give an answer, cos everyone has one.
today's question is…
WHAT CAN YOU REALLY NOT TOUCH AT ALL?
i cannot touch cotton wool. i can just about handle it when it's in pads, but i cannot stand bags of cotton wool. or q-tips.
i also cannot touch terracotta.
i have a few problems with polystyrene.
surely, you guys have weirder ones than that…
'that's it', i thought to myself this morning, without a shred of surprise, 'leatherface has finally arrived in canley.'
yes, dearest reader, i was awoken today by the delightful strains of an UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING LOUD mechanical whirring which promised to generate the long-awaited canley chainsaw massacre. staring out of my window in bleary-eyed delight, i eagerly anticipated a vision of slaughter from next door's garden. not tonight, josephine, but i'm keeping my fingers crossed.
my dissertation currently stands at 13,698 words out of 20,000, which is fair enough, but i'm a bit fed up with it, to say the least.