All entries for Tuesday 12 July 2005

jobless

so, i got turned down by tesco. that's right.

turned down by tesco

and i know they're after people, cos there are posters everywhere. oh well. i just registered for unitemps, but all it will tell me, no matter which link i click on, is:

"You have no current jobs"

yep!

: 12 Jul 2005 19:41 |  Tags: Boohoo |  Comments (4) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

aaagh!!

: 12 Jul 2005 12:10 |  Tags: Boohoo |  Comments (14) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

an irish interchange

i go downstairs with my head in my hands, attempting to drown out the sounds of the marching band which seems to be passing right outside my window

Mum (ridiculously chirpy): 'Morning! Tea pie?'
Me: 'Eh?'
Mum: 'Tea pie?'

mum reaches into the microwave to pull out a range of baked products - not microwaved, just in their packets, kept in the microwave - and hands me a fruit muffin. my dog looks from me to my mother in utter confusion.

: 12 Jul 2005 10:00 |  Tags: Northern Ireland Puzzles Me |  Comments (22) |  Close comments |  Report a problem