All entries for Sunday 07 November 2004

I'm not dumb…

but I can't understand, why she walked like a woman but talked like a man.
Any ideas?

: 07 Nov 2004 17:53 |  Tags: Silly Paraphernalia |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

The Broken Shower: UPDATE

The epic adventure of the broken shower continues. This tale began when i moved into my Central Leam house and found a crack in the bath. A hairline fracture, if you will.

i thought little of it, prioritising my everyday business. But I Was Wrong. So Very Wrong. left to mature, this crack grew and grew, feeding on coconut shampoo and grim bathwater. Until It Looked Like This.

Then I had a shower. And this happened.

Updates on this Biblical crisis soon. Student housing, eh?

: 07 Nov 2004 12:42 |  Tags: The Midlands Puzzle Me |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Chavs: A Definition

Hello everyone! thanks for your chav-related responses. those chavs never cease to astound me. i've been asked to define the term 'chav'..it's quite difficult to do. i guess chavs are basically those people who hang out in groups wearing tracksuits and shouting. in belfast, where i'm from, they're particularly unique as they have developed their own accent and language. for a really comprehensive understanding, check out chavscum or come along to the Christmas pantomime 'Blingarella: A Chav Retelling of the Cinderella Story' (plug plug plug) as penned by my own fair hand..it'll be on the afternoon of Sunday 28th Nov in the illustrious Cooler! Oh yes. Any more chav quotes from you lot?

: 07 Nov 2004 12:28 |  Comments (4) |  Close comments |  Report a problem