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April 06, 2005

newly–achieved ministry

well now everyone, i am now an ordained minister of the universal life church, california. unfortunately i didn't get a certificate, but here's the text of the email i received, so you'll just have to believe me:

This is to confirm that

EIMEAR BALLARD
49 CHESHAM STREET
LEAMINGTON SPA
WARWICKSHIRE COVENTRY CV31 1JS UK

has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.

Date of Ordination: 4/5/2005

by Kevin Andrews, Pastor

apparently, i am now authorized by the church to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings and i am committed to always do the right thing.

what more can i say?


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