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May 02, 2005



piss sake!

for piss sake!
i'm feeling a bit vitriolic right about now so apologies for this rather pissy post. mid-wayish through another 14 hour stint in the learning grid (christ!) i thought it would be reasonable enough to walk over to main campus and get some food. but nature is a cruel mistress, and she has taught me a harsh lesson. now i'm absolutely pissing soaked and my essay is the last thing i want to do. but still i'd like to say a great big..

THANK YOU to the man in the mercedes benz and the oakleys who drove through a giant puddle beside me at about 80mph. you ensured that not only was i soaking wet, i was also covered in pissy, dirty water, necessitating that i turn right around and go to buy some tesco value clothes, which i'm not very happy about.

THANK YOU to the person who left the giant poo in the learning grid toilets which nearly made me puke up when i had to go into them to change into my newly-purchased tesco value clothes.

THANK YOU to the two bastards who are currently asleep in front of the learning grid computers. you have ensured that my faith in humanity has been chipped away just that little bit more today.

THANK YOU to absolutely everyone in the entire learning grid who is eating pissing RICE CAKES and making the whole place smell like an unfortunate gap year incident.

THANK YOU to the stupid girl i've just seen wearing a teeshirt which says 'heroic heroes' on it. you're a stupid, stupid girl.

most of all, THANK YOU to all you stupid english fools who went out today in vests, shorts and flip-flops at the slightest sign of sun. did you truly not realise that your actions would ensure an instant opening of the heavens?


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