A Generator That Generates Random
Writing about web page http://www.ravenblack.net/random/surreal.html
Refresh to get other quotes, it can be funny occasionally. It's from the webpage above.
A different version here makes weakest links goodbyes. They include:
"You are the most pedantic weathervane. Goodbye!"
"You are the least blood-stained soya bean. Goodbye!"
"You are the saltiest gazelle. Goodbye!"
"You are the most happy-go-lucky Klingon. Goodbye!"