April 06, 2005

What do you call your monkey?

Writing about web page http://www.monkeysanctuary.org

I…have a monkey, and his name is Frosty. Obviously I don't own him, but he was adopted for me by my lovely girlfriend Sarah as a Christmas present last year. As such, i receive quarterly newsletters from the Monkey Sanctuary Trust which, i'm delighted to say, has Frosty's Story in the most recent edition. So here are the highlights of Frosty's Story, so you too can share in my monkey love. Think of it as this week's Mattanory, as you'll both laugh and cry, and see if you can tell why Sarah picked Frosty as my monkey. Oh, and see if you can spot the monkeys named by the lone chav that seems to work for them:

All About Frosty
Frosty the black-capped capuchin monkey arrived at The Monkey Sanctuary in August 2001. He is famous for his large size and incredible Elvis haircut.
Frosty came to us overweight, lonely and psychologically damaged from his previous life at a kennels. He was so fat when he first arrived he could not balance on the ropes.
Frosty missed out on the most fundamental need for these social and intelligent creatures: the company of his own kind. He had at one point lived with a female and a baby, who sadly both died. Since arriving at the Sanctuary, Frosty's progress has been impressive. In fact, not long after his arrival, he learned to speak 'woolly' and say hello to them.
As the first capuchin here, he has had the advantage in meeting all the other capuchin monkeys. Peppy came first, and he and Frosty spent a glorious week together, grooming and playing. Unfortunately they then fought and still tend to be aggressive towards one another. Gary arrived next [Gary the monkey? Not quite the same is it?], and if Peppy is present, they will sometimes gang up on Frosty. However, these three boys have formed a strong relationship and even when separate will play together, notably the game 'pass-the-stick' invented by Peppy.
It is with the most recent arrivals that we have seen the greatest change in Frosty. When Coco and Chanel [Chanel?!!] arrived, Frosty was very shy and did not cope well. Slowly however, Frosty met Chanel and much outrageous flirting and mating ensued [slut!]. Recently he has spent time with Coco and they have enjoyed games and grooming sessions [Frosty, you player!]. When Frosty is with these two together, they are very boisterous and playful and we have to make sure they don't intimidate Frosty in their almost constant attempts to play [see, he is a player, and irresistable to women].
Frosty is a happy chap these days and becoming increasingly confident with his socialising skills.

A picture of Frosty will be in the gallery in weeks to come. In the mean time, why not go to the monkey sanctuary website and sign the petition to end the trade in primates as pets because, let's be honest, a monkey would be a great pet until it throws its poo around. Oh, and it's cruel too. Access the website here

Cheers

Matt xx


- 2 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. Have you been known to spank your monkey?

    06 Apr 2005, 18:06

  2. no, but gary and peppy have. bastards.

    06 Apr 2005, 18:39


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