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May 21, 2005

Pope Dream (It's a bit like pipe dream, do you see?)

The other night I had one of the most bizarre dreams I've had in a long while. My first year was rife with crazy dreams, perhaps due to the constant intoxication, who knows? But this is up there with the best!

Basically the dream worked on the premise that some people retrieve pieces of things that have become an institution and then have been historically torn down, such as the Berlin Wall and bits of turf from Wembley. In a similar vain I held a piece of Pope John Paull II's foot. Even more bizarrely, the said piece of the Pope's body (which incidently was made of stone!?!) arrived to me by accident. It had been shipped over from Rome in a box of bananas; Rome, of course, being famous for the exportation of comedy fruit. How the foot found its way into the box I don't know, but it ended up tangled in a bunch of bananas I later bought from the gargantuan Tesco in New Malden. However, I only noticed the piece of foot when it was floating in a cup of tea I had made. With me so far?
I fished the stoney flesh out of the cup and immediately knew what it was, obviously!?! My friend Mark was with me and he asked what I was going to do with it? Not being a catholic the piece didn't mean a great deal to me sentimentally, but a bit of the dead Pope did equate to a quick fix of cash!
"I can make a fortune out of this!" I said. "I'll sell it on ebay. You can buy anything on ebay!" Which is true indeed.
Unfortunately I don't know how much money I somewhat selfishly made as I woke up at this point. Maybe the gods (or God I suppose, the Pope's not greek) were unhappy with my ingenius/insensitive way of making a tidy sum, and stopped me in my tracks. Of course, it could also have been Virgin Radio playing My Sharona by The Knack which had woken me. Either way, I woke up and said, "Hummmmphhhh!" My usual wake up speak.

Why not relay you're weird dreams on the comments section of this blog entry? (hint hint)

Matt xx


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