There seems to be quite a lot of tension around these blogs at the moment. Maybe its the exam time stress coming out or maybe people really dont have anything better to do. I would link to them but can't really be bothered as they are on the talked about page.
Anyways, how about a big fight in the piazza one afternoon to sort things out once and for all. You can all use biros and maybe laptops for weapons, and one side can use all the rubbish in the piazza too because that seems to cause a big debate. Maybe money can be used to give papercuts to those who dont like the people getting well paid jobs.
Then the rest of the 'Student Population'TM can sit back getting wasted, littering and 'not really being the top 5% of people in the country' and enjoy the fun.