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1. Another 'things kids say' story someone told me:

   Child sees a heavily pregnant woman: "Dad, why has that woman got a big belly?"

   Dad: "She's got a baby in there."

   Child ponders this, then: "Does she love her baby?"

   Dad: "Of course she does"

   Child: "Why did she eat it, then?

   06 Dec 2005, 16:10

2. We were walking back from Central Six on Sunday behind two small girls running across the bridge.

   One of them stopped running and called her friend's name three times. Her friend didn't stop.

   So the one lagging behind shouted her friend's name again, followed by the immortal phrase (all in one breath):

   I'm not your friend.

   The running girl came to an abupt halt.

   06 Dec 2005, 16:24