February 22, 2005

Why its awesome to be man like

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Here is a list of man great things:

  • Men are less flammable than women.

  • Men can watch action films all day and not get bored.

  • Men are funnier. Just look at them.

  • Arnie.

  • Men look better in suits.

  • Men can always escape into darts.

  • Barbershop quartets.

  • Man is a better word than woman.

  • Men are equipped with spy drones.

  • Men can commit crimes against fashion three times better than women.

  • Male voice choirs.

  • Samuarais.

  • Hitler is a man.

  • Jesus was a man.

  • I'm a man.

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  1. my only arguement here is that i love watching action films – mmmmm senseless violence
    :D

    22 Feb 2005, 19:35

  2. Yes Helen, you're special.

    22 Feb 2005, 19:39

  3. ur using special in the sense my shrink did aren't you?
    did i ever tell you what happened to my shrink?

    22 Feb 2005, 19:44

  4. He tasted good with a little cinnamon?

    22 Feb 2005, 19:46

  5. a little on the chewy side to be honest, i think i should have just eaten him raw

    22 Feb 2005, 19:54

  6. Heathen. Cooked human is far tastier.

    22 Feb 2005, 19:55

  7. Arnie rocks!

    22 Feb 2005, 19:57

  8. cooking gets rid of all the blood :( I like my meat nice and juicy

    22 Feb 2005, 20:00

  9. anyway, what happened to being a veggie? bags of lettuce and all that?

    22 Feb 2005, 20:02

  10. On Helen's instruction, I'm supposed to say that I like action films too. Also, poor Helen's shrink.

    22 Feb 2005, 20:05

  11. grrrrrrrrrrr to erin – i instructed nothing, honest

    22 Feb 2005, 20:09

  12. Hi Erin. Lovely to see a fresh face.

    Helen I only do't eat animals, i said nothing about tasty tasty humans. I prefer to drink my blood seperately, mixed whith whiskey.

    22 Feb 2005, 20:12

  13. Mathew Mannion

    Come Dan, let us all go and steal Gav's cake

    22 Feb 2005, 20:39

  14. i am a little concerned. Jesus was a man – ok. Hitler is a man? he's still alive?

    22 Feb 2005, 20:41

  15. Yes. He tells me to do things

    22 Feb 2005, 20:48

  16. I have to disagree strongly with your assertion that men look better in suits. Mmm…

    Thinks of examples

    Righteo, anyway…

    22 Feb 2005, 22:47

  17. Marlene Dietrich.

    Wore a suit a lot, I think.

    22 Feb 2005, 22:53

  18. ?

    Well, you've obviously never seen Angelina Jolie in a suit…

    22 Feb 2005, 22:57

  19. Yes, and she can play darts (well, I'm sure she could.) Jesus however, can't. <- Irrefutable

    22 Feb 2005, 23:59

  20. An etymologist writes

    Woman: from Old English wifmon/wifman, or "wife person". Says it all, methinks

    23 Feb 2005, 00:45

  21. Women can be samuarais too!

    23 Feb 2005, 09:41

  22. Where's my spy drone? I feel so empty and … feminine. It's such a dirty feeling.

    23 Feb 2005, 09:53

  23. I'm definitely with Holly on the suit thing. I know someone that would probably rant at you for the very suggestion that women don't look as good as men in suits.

    Oh, and women can't be samurai. Of course, men can't be samurai without being well over a hundred years old either, but women couldn't ever be samurai.

    23 Feb 2005, 16:07

  24. I'll say no more.

    23 Feb 2005, 16:19

  25. is going to prove colin wrong and become a samurai

    23 Feb 2005, 16:56

  26. Daryl

    Only men can own sheds!

    25 Feb 2005, 13:35

  27. That's what your mum said

    25 Feb 2005, 15:39

  28. Daryl – I own a shed. And a garage. so bleugh.

    27 Feb 2005, 10:17


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