December 30, 2004

Why I am superior to other men

As I opened my emails this morning I came across this question in a rather angry rant by a NAME WITHELD of ADDRESS REMOVED. It read:

"Dan what makes you think you are better than other guys, like me?"

Its something I often get asked, so I thought I'd provide a conveniently sized diagram, pointing out a few of my improvements over the standard model:

Print it out and keep it for future reference.


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  1. Aaah, but I have asbestos trousers to protect me from flamage, therefore I win :-D

    30 Dec 2004, 17:51

  2. Except the asbestos in them is highly poisonous and kills you slowly; while I am just naturally immune to fire.

    Good try though.

    30 Dec 2004, 17:58

  3. Mathew Mannion

    Flange

    30 Dec 2004, 18:07

  4. I like the 'arms fortified with chocolate'. Why didn't I think of that?

    30 Dec 2004, 18:18

  5. So when's this action figure available in the shops?

    30 Dec 2004, 18:27

  6. Arse. Hadn't thought of that.

    30 Dec 2004, 18:52

  7. Action Dan's will be available in time for Valentines Day.

    The perfect gift.

    30 Dec 2004, 19:03

  8. i want one!!! can you get one with a pirate hat, i was very disappointed to see that this one was without.

    30 Dec 2004, 19:18

  9. Mathew Mannion

    I will pit him against my Jesus Action Figure

    30 Dec 2004, 19:29

  10. Mathew Mannion

    Oh and Dan…

    Why I am so clever
    Why I am so awesome
    Why I am superior to other men

    Still haven't found your modesty?

    30 Dec 2004, 19:30

  11. It may be hidden in one of his many pockets…

    This could possibly be the perfect specimen of Manliawesomness….

    No cape tho :(

    30 Dec 2004, 20:05

  12. Laura

    oh so many beautiful pictures! I shall never be able to tear myself away. Although a mirror might help me, my hair is infinitely more awesome!

    As long as you dont call me stupid ever again I'll let you be my friend but you have to promise! ;-)

    31 Dec 2004, 00:17

  13. Pirate hats are sold seperately.

    Mat; I can't help being so honest, Jesus doesn't stand a chance.

    Claire: NO CAPES!

    Laura: I guess I can manage that, if you don't do anything stupid.

    31 Dec 2004, 12:35


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