December 10, 2004

The truth

Despite the wild rumours circulating around the blogs I did not in fact seduce any gardeners last night. Instead I went along to the IGDA christmas party and got very drunk thanks to Alias putting a ton of money behind the bar slashing all drinks to 50p each. I met a whole group of ace game designing people and played lots of great party games on the huge array of consoles they had there. I also performed my regular feat of meeting someone who I first knew through the internet.

Donkey Konga is great.

They were running a raffle to win a Gameboy Dual Screen which I didn't win. This, and the alcohol made me stay on a bit too long and I missed the bus home, bugger, luckily I had heard rumours of a friend partying in Leamington and in my drunken state I managed to find them in a bar with no sign which I had never been to before. Upon drunkenly rambling my situation to them I was able to secure a sleeping place for the evening.

In a move, that can only be explained by the presence of copious alcohol, the action then moved to the seedy ambience of Mirage where I drunkenly sang/yelled along to all the cheese classics and grooved in my inimitable style to 'the beats'. For some strange reason they lock you into Mirage if you stay too long which confused me completely and I wondered around looking for an escape route for ages, before finally bursting through a fire escape.

Just time for chips, falling off a swing and talking about my love of Nietzsche before I fell asleep in a drunken heap.

Mmm.. Tired. Off to see Garden State in a few hours.

Awesome.


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  1. Obviously you're lying.

    10 Dec 2004, 16:56

  2. Rob Q

    I suppose he could have got laid in his sleep. I played a game where you had to give a chick an orgasm without waking up. You can find it at www.newgrounds.net

    Rob

    10 Dec 2004, 17:17

  3. I did not have any sex!

    Why won't anyone believe me :(

    I apologise for the lack of any significant funny in this entry. Currently my funny is being borrowed on a time share basis by Mat, Andy and Nick H.

    10 Dec 2004, 17:25

  4. We don't believe you, because you're a DIRTY MAN.

    10 Dec 2004, 17:27

  5. Come on, Dan. You must at least have had sex with yourself…

    10 Dec 2004, 17:31

  6. NO SEX.

    10 Dec 2004, 17:40

  7. Is an anagram of "Sex on!", you're not clever enough for us Dan…

    10 Dec 2004, 17:51

  8. Lets be serious about this for just one second. Why would any guy deny that he had sex, if he did?

    The second is up now, carry on!

    10 Dec 2004, 20:49

  9. Jazzy Jeff

    it was obviously with someone copiously rotund and strenuously repugnant

    10 Dec 2004, 22:30

  10. Jazzy Jeff

    it was obviously with someone copiously rotund and strenuously repugnant

    10 Dec 2004, 22:31

  11. Jazzy Jeff

    it was obviously with someone copiously rotund and strenuously repugnant

    10 Dec 2004, 22:32

  12. Jazzy Jeff

    it was obviously with someone copiously rotund and strenuously repugnant

    10 Dec 2004, 22:32

  13. Mat's Soul

    it was obviously with someone copiously rotund and strenuously repugnant

    10 Dec 2004, 22:35

  14. Jazzy Jeff

    Mat's soul just got this Dan fellow's entry onto hot topics, a divine soul it must be, perhaps that was Dan's conquest, it was loose in leam around the same time! coincidence? i find this hard to believe.

    10 Dec 2004, 22:44

  15. How many times do you have to be told.

    I did not have sex with anyone, last night, tonight or any night this whole term.

    11 Dec 2004, 01:53

  16. Mathew Mannion

    Hmm…

    I can't be winning the house sex-count, can I!?

    11 Dec 2004, 02:07

  17. Go and have sex tomorrow night then…
    A whole term without sex… sounds terrible…
    Now I know why…...........

    But you could still have sex during the day anyway…

    11 Dec 2004, 02:24

  18. No sex please I'm bloggish.

    11 Dec 2004, 02:31

  19. Mathew Mannion

    Sex isn't a commodity anyway, it's a consensual and mutual sharing of love…

    Blah, dont set me off, or I'll write a 3000 word blog-essay like I did on my other blog a couple of years ago

    11 Dec 2004, 02:35

  20. See now look what you've done. You've set Mat off and he won't be able to sleep.

    Well done you horny gits.

    11 Dec 2004, 02:48

  21. Is he going to have blog sex?
    How can u have sex via blog?
    hmmmmmmmm….......
    i'll shut up….

    11 Dec 2004, 02:52

  22. Mathew Mannion

    Can't bloody sleep now.

    11 Dec 2004, 03:10

  23. Evil P

    Blog sex sounds great! If one can enjoy blogging so much that one experiences orgasm while blogging… why not? I bet Dan has had his blogargasms already, and not once

    11 Dec 2004, 13:22

  24. Loz

    It seems to me that Dan spends so much of his life blogging, or commenting on other people's posts, that if he didn't experience "blogargasms", and apparently has had no action elsewhere this term, we ought to rethink whether he really is a bloke…..

    11 Dec 2004, 14:04

  25. I'm all man baby.

    11 Dec 2004, 14:07

  26. Loz

    prove it…

    11 Dec 2004, 14:48

  27. No.

    11 Dec 2004, 15:32

  28. Mat's Soul

    the Dan fellow is an aspiring Meat Loaf-esque hearbreaker, how more manly can you get than Meat Loaf. in fact, he is a verging on becoming part of the ubermesche. dont take the lightly kids… the geek will inherit the earth

    11 Dec 2004, 15:44

  29. Hasn't Mat recaptured you yet?

    11 Dec 2004, 16:23

  30. The soul is actually in a jam jar somewhere, Mat has a lot of difficulty with jam jars.

    11 Dec 2004, 17:01

  31. Mat's Soul

    I have created a new liife for myself conversing with Elephants in Thailand that channel drugs bound for Coventry and Zurich. one of the Elephants, Ali Bahbah, offered to swap bodies so i could become corporial again as an elephant while he assumes the body formally known as Mat, i hope he gets used to the smaller trunk.

    11 Dec 2004, 17:05

  32. So I live next to a drug baron now?

    Cool.

    11 Dec 2004, 17:31

  33. Mat's Soul

    Oh yes, i hope Ali can get used to the smaller trunk of my ex-body, although i bet he will be enjoying all those nimble fingers

    11 Dec 2004, 17:36

  34. Mathew Mannion

    The fuck…

    11 Dec 2004, 18:28

  35. What the…? Last time I was here you guys were happily poking fun at Mr. Lawrence for some reason…

    11 Dec 2004, 19:37

  36. Don't ask, just take some powerful perscription drugs and sit back and watch the pretty pictures.

    11 Dec 2004, 23:40

  37. That's how I write these things.

    11 Dec 2004, 23:59

  38. So that's where I've been going wrong all this time?!

    12 Dec 2004, 15:23

  39. Nick Howes

    Hijacking it all the way to the Top of the Hot Topics… :)

    13 Dec 2004, 17:14

  40. I think that will prove impossible dude to the sterling efforts of a very bored person.

    13 Dec 2004, 18:59

  41. It's amazing what people will do to get to the top of the hot topics list. I've only ever been there once, and the rest of you guys have several topics there right now.

    13 Dec 2004, 21:39

  42. And now its gone.

    14 Dec 2004, 11:46

  43. Poor, poor you.

    15 Dec 2004, 20:40

  44. I weep silently and noone comes…

    15 Dec 2004, 21:23

  45. Too right! You've hogged the limelght of Warwick blogs for to long. It's time to hand over your power to the rest, like me.

    15 Dec 2004, 23:00

  46. excpt there is no lime light left anymore for anyone :)

    16 Dec 2004, 09:35

  47. Yeah, exactly. Maybe it was a ploy to stop people from trying to blog things, just to get in the hot topics list, rather than blogging because of the various reasons you and I blog.

    16 Dec 2004, 23:18


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