April 04, 2005

The re–education of womenfolk

It has become necessary to re-educate the young hetrosexual female population of the world so that they; not only choose to date the nicest and most studly guys who treat them good but also appreciate the deployment of a well timed Carter Maneuver.

We all know about the existence of intellectual whores and the all pervasiveness of the ladder theory; but henceforth we menfolk have just sat idly by. No More

Class is in session. Lessons shall begin shortly.


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  1. LESSON 1: Why its good to date nice guys, and why the bastard gits will just make you cry
    LESSON 2: Why nice guys are interesting too just nicer which may appear less interesting at a distance
    LESSON 3: Where all the nice guys are at and how to meet them
    LESSON 4: How to extricate yourself from a rubbish relationship and get with the happy
    LESSON 5: How romance beats grunting
    LESSON 7: Why making you laugh really is better than stealing all your money and accusing you of sleeping with every other guy you meet

    04 Apr 2005, 22:36

  2. Can we clarify something to begin with, are you a nice guy?

    04 Apr 2005, 22:39

  3. I think that is unlikely, I'm a hellspawn. However I know a lot of nice guys, like you Andy, and I like them.

    Think of me as your aggressive marketing man.

    04 Apr 2005, 22:40

  4. like Paul Robinson then?

    04 Apr 2005, 22:41

  5. Yes, except I would never have got into a car with that horrible American woman.

    04 Apr 2005, 22:45

  6. you make me start to believe that i should dump my bloke and find myself a nice guy

    04 Apr 2005, 22:48

  7. probably for the best.

    04 Apr 2005, 22:49

  8. Nice guys aren't for you dear, this only applies to human females.

    04 Apr 2005, 22:50

  9. cept i'd only screw them over, what with me not being a very nice girl and all that

    04 Apr 2005, 22:51

  10. LESSON 6: Why nice doesn't have to mean 'just friends' or, everyone looks the same with the lights out

    04 Apr 2005, 22:55

  11. But when do the ladies and bored guys get to read these lessons?

    04 Apr 2005, 23:02

  12. As soon as the lecturers publish their lecture notes I imagine.

    04 Apr 2005, 23:06

  13. Why won't Nice girls like me – how can i become a Nice Guy?

    05 Apr 2005, 00:10

  14. I take issue with this post, because Nice Guys suck. In particular, whiny dateless losers that insist that girls hate them for being too nice are simply stupid and insecure; this is the real reason why they don't have girls falling at their feet.

    Not everyone is like this, of course. Some guys are not only nice, but genuinely good people, and some of those still have trouble getting girls. Just bear in mind that whining about it isn't going to make you any more attractive.

    05 Apr 2005, 01:15

  15. I agree with Colin, i'd actually started to reach a lot of the conclusions in those articles over the past few months anyway but it's often good to see other people reach the same conclusions.

    05 Apr 2005, 02:15

  16. I feel females are currently under-represented on this thread and would offer this insight;

    Nice guys don't get girls easily because they don't get stupidly drunk and approach the probably drunk female with some cheap chat-up line and don't warp her sense of worth with their own views until she becomes emotionally dependant on them.

    Even though this approach does work, I don't advise it as eventually she and all her friends will work out what you've done and shove your head down the toilet, if you're lucky!

    The nice guys are the ones who will eventually marry these ladies, unfortunately this does means they won't get laid for at least the next 5 years!

    Sad, but true.

    05 Apr 2005, 10:34

  17. Mme Whorefuck Beardpants

    Is James a nice guy? Homosexual? Certainly. But, nice?

    05 Apr 2005, 10:39

  18. Mathew Mannion

    I agree with all of this.

    05 Apr 2005, 11:09

  19. Interesting website Colin, it provides something for the nice guys to do while they are waiting for the women folk to complete their lessons. However it does seem to assume that if any guy became both nice and interesting, he would have to be gay…

    So maybe all the nice guys should just get together for a big love-in? The mysteries of human interactions.

    05 Apr 2005, 12:43

  20. Wu Hu

    Hang on.. I was incredibly nice AND I got laid a lot..

    the trick is to do a girl who has lots of friends, and then be excellent in bed. As soon as word gets out, you will be mucho hottus propertius.. (trans. – I do classix as well and am therefore interesting).

    Also have money. Chicks like money.

    05 Apr 2005, 13:09

  21. I think it's important to realize that the website Colin linked to is talking about a certain kind of nice guy. The self-branded nice guys, not necessarily the same guys who women think are nice.

    05 Apr 2005, 13:19

  22. Indeed. Though of course the very existence of this blog entry makes me look like another one of those nice guys blaming women because he can't get laid.

    Mayhaps I should balance it out with some lectures for the nice guy men…

    05 Apr 2005, 13:30

  23. Mathew Mannion

    the trick is to do a girl who has lots of friends, and then be excellent in bed. As soon as word gets out, you will be mucho hottus propertius.. (trans. I do classix as well and am therefore interesting).

    Yes, you sound like a wonderfully nice guy

    05 Apr 2005, 13:35

  24. Yes, the problem isn't with guys that are nice, it's the ones that insist there's nothing wrong with them because they're a "Nice Guy". This post does, sadly, make you sound like one of them, which is part of the reason why I posted the link. Another part is that I know full well that you aren't one of these people (far to arrogant for one thing), and I'd hate to think you might turn into one. I'd also been shown the link recently, and it occurred to me how dangerously close some of the people around here are to turning into one of these creatures.

    As for post 20, note the past tense in the first sentence. He obviously wasn't Nice enough to, er, keep it up, if you'll excuse the pun.

    Resorting to homosexuality might sound like a good idea, but bear in mind that whiny, self-pitying Nice Guys aren't any more attractive to men than they are to women. You need to stop being a loser either way.

    05 Apr 2005, 15:28

  25. What is needed is greater understanding generally of men and women and their interpersonal relations. Why are there not cumpolsury classes on this kind of thing in schools…

    Might learn something useful for a change.

    05 Apr 2005, 16:10

  26. Don't be foolish, Dan: You don't go to school to learn, you go there to …

    Wait, I forget. Why do we go to school?

    05 Apr 2005, 17:01

  27. For the uniforms. Unless your school didn't have uniforms. In which case, what the hell were you doing there?

    05 Apr 2005, 19:07

  28. I went there to steal chalk; it tasted better than the dirt mother gave me to eat.

    05 Apr 2005, 19:43

  29. That wasn't dirt.

    Or chalk.

    05 Apr 2005, 19:46

  30. Laura

    Why are you still whinging on about this? You have a girlfriend now for goodness' sake.

    06 Apr 2005, 01:16

  31. I believe it's for the sake of his friends as dan definately doesn't constitute a nice guy.

    No offense hon.

    06 Apr 2005, 11:41

  32. Laura

    Fucking ladder theory shit. Grabbing at excuses I say. It's not that you're incapable of an adult relationship – it's all the women in the world that are screwed up. Obviously

    08 Apr 2005, 01:27


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