February 20, 2005

The Natalie Entry

Writing about web page http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/nataliebarton/

So Natalie is great and stuff. She's been a real good listener for me these past few weeks despite me issuing a fatwa against her. So to celebrate her greatness, and see if I can swell her head to the same size as mine, I made this whole entry all about her:

The great thing about Natalie is she has this long fringe thing going on which means she often can't see where the hell she's going. This makes her easy to confuse and terrible at Darts. Do not play darts with this woman.

Natalie also has a hot sister called Sally, apparently she thinks Sam is attractive so she obviously has excellent taste (I'll get to you later you big man stud). Sally you're awesome. Sally, Sally, Sally.

Natalie also has a friend who like to lick things called Christine. I like Christine. Hi Christine! You can start reading my blog now.

Here is a poem about Natalie:

In Praise of Natalie

My dearest Nats,
There are people who say,
You don’t wear enough hats,
But everything will be okay,
As long as you eat up your bats.

Oh fabulous Natalie,
When I think of you and books,
My brain answers ‘Lady Chatterly’,
You always give me those funny looks,
Maybe I should set you free.

My angelic dancing bird,
They say its wrong to keep you in a cage,
But I don’t care what you’ve heard,
When you are my age,
You’ll look back and… probably weep uncontrollably.


Natalie, Natalie, Natalie. One of the great things about her is the way she's not my 3rd year project, she absolutely has nothing to do with code and couldn't be less of a mounting pile of essays I haven't finished if she tried.

Keep being awesome Natalie (and not a 3rd year project).

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  1. That was awesome. The best blog ever in the world ever. I'm not biased.

    20 Feb 2005, 22:44

  2. You are rubbish

    20 Feb 2005, 23:44

  3. What form do I fill in to get an entry like this?

    21 Feb 2005, 00:16

  4. DB23b.

    It can be collected from my office.

    21 Feb 2005, 00:36

  5. Alrighty. It better be good…

    21 Feb 2005, 12:20

  6. Sally

    Me? Awesome? That's my favourite 21st birthday present so far.

    21 Feb 2005, 16:05

  7. Happy 21st Scally!
    I see that although you haven't replied to my text, or to the messages I left you on msn, you have commented on Dan's blog. I'm glad that he gets priority over me, your loving sister. I'm saying happy birthday to you here because its the only way I can be sure you'll get the message :)
    See you on Thursday, love you loads.

    P.S. Sorry for using your blog as a messaging service for my sister, Dan.

    21 Feb 2005, 19:26

  8. Christine

    Ooooooooo I got a mention! WOOt!!! I think Natalie is the most AWESOME person EVER!!! We were the best Team Awesome ever!! My sister likes to sing songs about Natalie sometimes… it keeps her going through the long terms and makes her look forward to when Natters will come round and play again. Dan I think your poem is just beautiful, especially the bit about the bats that was spot on. I feed her goat's cheese and bats… yum.

    22 Feb 2005, 19:34

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