Steve the Otter
As the sun broke through the morning clouds Steve the Otter rolled over onto a pine cone, the old beaver lodge he was renting was covered in the debris of last nights indulgences. The sunlight burnt against his eyes and he forced them open.
“Ugh” he said to noone in particular.
Steve should be a happy otter but today he isn’t, his list of reasons to cheer the hell up isn’t working. Steve tries cleaning up all the mess and doing some otter work. He feels a little better, but today its not enough and he lies down again.
Steve has a think and decides to he doesn’t know what to think, Steve probably needs to do a lot more thinking.
Instead Steve is going out to burn things.
15 Feb 2005 17:52
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[Skip to the latest comment]Burning things is A Good. As is humping people anonymously in a kangaroo suite.
15 Feb 2005, 18:05
aww poor steve :(
15 Feb 2005, 18:16
I think everybody has Steve days.
15 Feb 2005, 19:11
Mathew Mannion
Ey' Steve
15 Feb 2005, 20:04
we all love Steve :-) that might make him feel better – has he met Roy?
15 Feb 2005, 21:15
What's your favourite dish… I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
15 Feb 2005, 21:58
:) I think that song might help cheer up steve.
15 Feb 2005, 22:12
Hopefully steve will be happier tomorrow. :)
15 Feb 2005, 22:50
Poor Steve… sounds like he needs a large tub of Ben and Jerry's.
16 Feb 2005, 12:49
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