Sam Boulby's Official Fan club
As one door closes another opens. We welcome all Warwick blogs subscribers to join the Sam Boulby official fan club. Sam Boulby is clearly the most munificent man on warwick blogs, he has raised many a hand in defiance to the man and shown more than one person how to open a really difficult packet of crisps. For this reason I ask you all to raise your arms and show support for The Man, the mountain, the anti James Hughes
All subscribers will recieve nothing but hatred as that is all we can expect and all that we deserve. Focused hatred will cost £999 a month and will be recieved via spam email.
Don't join. We don't need your love, just your bodies and your money. Leave both in unmarked envelopes, undressed.
No more meta blog blogging from me. A proper update tommorow (well tommorow proper) when I'm less drunk.
26 comments by 3 or more people[Skip to the latest comment]
I LOVE YOU SAAAAAM
26 Nov 2004, 02:14
One more onto the heap. Keep them coming, we can use your bodies to fuel the engine of destruction.
26 Nov 2004, 02:15
Envelopes can be taped under the desks in DCS or hidden behind the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire machine near the pool tables in Cholo.
26 Nov 2004, 02:33
You're on the pile now Andrew. Congratulations.
26 Nov 2004, 12:25
Hmm, Fan clubs aren't a good idea, they cause hatred and bitchyness.
26 Nov 2004, 15:25
Was your offer of help with logic a geniune offer or a token comment? If it was a genuine offer, then I could certainly do with a bit of a helping hand to make me understand some of the things that have been a bit rushed in lectures, like Existential elimination and RAA.
I'm going away this weekend, so I won't respond to anything until sunday night, so please don't be offended at any lack or response to whatever comment you make next!
26 Nov 2004, 15:54
Christopher : Hatred is the point of this club. I'm adding you to the heap.
James : Yeah it was a genuine offer. I'll do a blog section on Logic after work tonight, that way everyone can check it out.
26 Nov 2004, 16:31
Sam owns my body already but I have plenty of money to give…where shall I send it?
28 Nov 2004, 01:46
Checks must be made payable to me or Sam at:
Beyond the Well of souls,
Beneath the firey pits of oblivion,
Just past the chippy,
28 Nov 2004, 02:35
No way, you live just past the chippy? My grandad lives just past a chippy too, maybe you know him?
29 Nov 2004, 00:24
Is he tall dark and handsome? Does he give sweets to children?
29 Nov 2004, 00:31
He is all of those things. He likes children, a lot. He always has them over, he catches them with his "fun-net" and then plays fun games with them in his "fun-cellar". He's a really nice man.
29 Nov 2004, 00:38
That sounds lovely I think I met him once surrounded by a gaggle of youths. What a lovely cross generational situation I thought to myself.
29 Nov 2004, 01:14
I wondered why the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Machine was paying out in thousands as opposed to pennies…
29 Nov 2004, 10:25
Holly, those are official fan club funds please return them immediately. Or face regal action.
29 Nov 2004, 10:32
Regal action? You gonna send Queen Elizabeth II after me? Eh? EH?
I'm a citizen of a republic! Your monarchy doesn't scare me! I laugh at your hereditary head of state!
But not to the extent that that I lose my British passport as I find dual nationality very useful…
30 Nov 2004, 00:12
Queenie has been equipped with state of the art tracking equipment, stiletto heels and a very large net.
Return the funds within twenty four hours or we will release her from "the palace"
30 Nov 2004, 00:23
Game on, she'll have to find me first. I am not in the land of Warwick at the moment and will remain in a mysterious unknown place which can only be decoded if you read my blog here or here, although this entry is completely irrelevant and the comments on it are even more so.
I have my own deadly skills, although I am currently weakened after my penknife with many useful attachments went missing. I miss it.
30 Nov 2004, 09:16
Thats it, I've dispatched her to Cheshire.
You were warned.
30 Nov 2004, 14:26
*Looks into changing name to Cromwell by deedpoll…
30 Nov 2004, 23:35
I've not played this "Om" Game before. What are the rules? Do we all have to change our name to Churchill?
30 Nov 2004, 23:37
Depends on whether you are playing Om League or Om Union. I prefer Union but up here in This place has been censored to protect Hol from rampaging Queenie they play a lot of Om League. You can change your name if you want but I think you'd have to change it to Windsor what with Queenie on your side and everything…
01 Dec 2004, 09:20
Om Union sounds more like my pint of beer.
I think I'll stick with my name as it is.
01 Dec 2004, 13:54
You are all a sad set of fucking gays,
even reading this shite makes me a fucking case but i thought i'd see what your crack is. Obviously each others.
20 Jan 2005, 02:36
Thanks for your insights John. In future I will endeavour to be less gay, my sincere apologies.
You arse pipe.
20 Jan 2005, 12:04
Tuan Do Manh
Do we have an off fan meeting?
13 Mar 2023, 02:15
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