Oh boy did I fool you all so good!
Oh I'm chuckling away to myself right now at the mere thought of all you dedicated blog readers running to write letters to the home secretary demanding my release. Guess what suckers! I'm not in jail at all! No, I'm still running around home free! Menancing the young with sprouts and laughing at the old people walking in the street.
Yes, this little bundle of barely repressed destruction rumbles onwards towards greater heights of awesome!
Keep your dials set to ME.