GO AND SEE CARTER'S STUPID PLAY
Then he might stop commenting about it all over the blogs.
EDIT: Oh and here is a link to his blog entry on the play.
Actually while I'm linking to his blog I'd just like to express my disappointment with the quality of his recent blog posts. Now I know you can't be everywhere Mr. Carter – Superstar DJ, playwright and all round media node; but I had you down as one of us. Your blog really was funny at times, I remember 'The Sex Files' and other such classic entries back in the golden age – before you started only posting set lists for Top Banana.
What happend Chris? Have your lonely evenings in front of the computer been spent in other ways? Did you find a young lady friend? Has the whole concept of blogging become stupid to you? Or did you just run out of ideas? These are the thoughts that sometimes occupy my thoughts as I stare into the eyes of Roy; the monkey that you and your DJ buddy so thoughtfully gave to me. The thoughts of a concerned friend who also doesn't give a toss.
Further Edit: I'm aware of the irony of this criticism in light of my own shockingly shite blogs of late, personally I blame my degree for sapping the life out of me with large chunks of code that I can't understand. Did I mention recently I don't like code?